MY INSTAGRAM PAGE

I'm slow to evolve with the future and even though I signed up for Instagram long ago, I never started putting it to use until just this past week.  A few recently-added pics and more to come, now that I have it figured out.  

SCOTT'S INSTAGRAM PAGE(SCOTTSRECORDBIN)

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"So THIS is what became of that 90's drink called Orbitz!"

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ALL THESE BLACK FRIDAY 2015 FIGHTS AND NOT ONE TASER BRANDISHED!

Another reason I avoid Black Friday - what's the fun in all these people acting a damn fool over material things on sale and nobody getting zapped this year.  Ya'll are letting me down!

I've seen much better.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.......

and Happy Belated Halloween! 

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HITLER PLAYS "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 3"

I've never played the Five Nights At Freddy's "jump scare" games - but bless the actors from Downfall for giving Hitler and his minions the opportunity to try and navigate the haunted pizza joint.

THAT'S NOT HAIR MOUSSE!

If they run out of ideas for weird new creatures in Star Wars Episode 8, how about this one?

"I KNOW A PLACE WHERE THE GRASS IS REALLY GREENER"

HALLOWEEN WHOPPER @ BURGER KING

Hadn't eaten yet today so I gone to get a piece of burger at Burger King, because I'd heard of the limited edition "Halloween Whopper".  As you can see, the same ingredients except for the buns which I assume were colored with squid ink or something like that.  And the wrapper in the design of a mummy - but not like the Master Luminara mummy as seen on Star Wars Rebels.  There's absolutely no difference in taste other than me asking for extra pickles as always.  

This has been done before in Japan I think, to promote Star Wars Episode III and represent Darth Vader's color.  Maybe they'll be replaced with red and green buns this Xmas?

"GOD DAAAAAANG THAT BITCH CAN RUN!"

Another night at the trailer park: bloody-faced and threatening assault with a big black dildo LOL

WHAT DOES "E-Y-E-S" SPELL?

I apologize for my absence for quite a while and hope to be posting on the regular once again very soon.  Until then, I had to share something my friend Fredrick shared with me - people having a tough time figuring out what "E-Y-E-S" spells, among other things.  Their teachers failed them big time.

"THE 'E' IS SILENT - YES!!"

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"STOP this MFing planet, I want the fuck off N-O-W!"

"I AIN'T MR. RIGHT"

"Had some bad love - some fastlove is all that I've got on my mind"

90's TV FLASHBACK: JERRY SPRINGER GUEST KEEPS LOSING HER TEETH ONSTAGE

I literally spit out my coffee - the hillbilly woman won't STFU and her teeth keeps flying out her mouth LOL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY OYAYA AKA MASTER LUMINARA!!

Happy Birthday to Mary Oyaya AKA Luminara - everyone's favorite Mirialian Jedi Master WOOO!!!

#TeamMirial

"THE FORCE AWAKENS" POSTER SIGHTING @ MOVIE TAVERN

Seen the cute Minions movie tonight at the Movie Tavern in Arlington, TX and outside of that room was the poster for The Force Awakens!

It looks EXCITING!!

R.I.P. INQUISITOR #1

Surprised the original Inquisitor only lasted the first season of Rebels after all the hype from Filoni and crew - not to mention that 31" figure!

Inquisitor was totally off the mark with his torture technique.  Has he never heard of a Full House marathon?  Amateur.

CHINESE HOTEL RULES: NO DRUGS. AND NO WHORING!

From our friends over at Engrish:

They're gonna have to be more specific about that "whoring" thing.  Is it classified as "whoring" if you're just being a total skank and not charging anyone?

FORTUNE STATING THE OBVIOUS

FINALLY outta DFW in just a few days.  More on that soon.

WTF?!?

Looks like one of the arms pulled out of that blue plastic barrel in Dahmer's apartment!

MISSION TO MUSTAFAR (EPISODE III): ORIGINAL SCRIPT

Pretty much how the "mission to Mustafar" scene from Revenge Of The Sith was filmed before it was edited down.  There's even a blooper in which Anakin/Vader misses cutting down one of the Neimoidian guards, looks in the direction of the actor and gives him an evil smile.  It would be nice to someday see the uncut scene!

IN-BRED CONFEDERATE FLAG "PARADE" GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

Guess they shouldn't have gotten drunk before this "confederate flag parade" that looks more like a funeral procession.

NEW SITH INQUISITOR **HAS** TO BE BARRISS OFFEE

Judging from the rough concept art, it looks like the new female Sith Inquisitor is none other than Barriss all growed up and around Ahsoka's age - it's definitely not Asajj Ventress because her story pretty much concludes in a Clone Wars era book of an unfinished story arc that was never fully animated and barely got through the animatic stage.  

The artist isn't going to spoil it, drawing the Mirialian face tattoos on the Inquisitor - it's pretty safe to say Barriss was put to use by the Empire after her incarceration in the TCW Season 5 finale.  

MATT LANTER AKA TCW ANAKIN DOES ANGELA LANTER'S MAKEUP

I have as much fun watching makeup tutorial's as I enjoy watching paint dry but this hilarious session with my favorite couple was worth the viewing for the laughs.  

Good thing I wasn't in charge or else she'd end up looking like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show!

In other Anakin Skywalker news, what did you think of Jake Lloyd's high-speed Podracing chase with the 5-0?

WHAT THE HITLER "DOWNFALL" ACTOR THINKS OF ALL THE YOUTUBE SUBTITLE PARODIES

I don't think anyone's ridiculing him - it was a passionate performance of somebody who's pissed the fuck off.  And some of the subtitle parodies were appropriate - like when The Clone Wars was cancelled.

VADER GOING HYPHY IN HIS TIE FIGHTER: STAR WARS REBELS SEASON 2 PREVIEW

Looks like Vader is still as good of a pilot as he was in the prequel trilogy, even more dangerous - and the Rebels crew, including Ahsoka, is in some deep sheeit NOW!

I believe the new season begins this coming Saturday!

KITTY TAKES SWIMMING LESSONS

Minnie would hate me but SHE needs to get into swimming or something, since she sleeps 98% of the day and always has.  A bowling ball with kitty ears and a tail!  Holly, here, is 13 and Minnie is 11.

WTF PUBLIC ACCESS SHOW: TOO MANY AMINALS!!

I've seen plenty of hilarious public access shows and commercials, especially from small Kentucky towns: including items being dropped and broken while advertising their goods from this $1 store (not Dollar Tree) in my college town, to a perm-haired creepy lady getting the holy spirit, bouncing around and refusing to STFU after the music stopped.   

But this one takes the cake.  He's got a zoo of everything including a monkey, tortoise, kitties, puppies, birds, more pets than Elmyra from Tiny Toon Adventures.  And he can't seem to keep them under control.  

WTF is going on here?!?

R.I.P. CHRISTOPHER LEE

AKA Count Dooku AKA Darth Tyranus.

And I'd just watched (again) Tim Burton's version of Willy Wonka the other night!  I'm not one to give much of a eulogy, especially in the case of Lee because he left behind such a big legacy in horror films and other movies that it's like his Force spirit will always be around and will never be forgotten.

One of the most underrated of the Sith Lords because of his human appearance, his light saber fighting style in film and animated on The Clone Wars would best be described as "elegant" along with some great one-liners.  And the first to introduce the curved light saber hilt.

But he still kinda pissed me off throwing all of Willy Wonka's Halloween candy in the fireplace.  GRINCH! ;)

R.I.P. Tyranus.

"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL"

This is why I haven't owned a web camera of any sort since 2001 - my heathen ass would be tempted to amuse and entertain like this guy who's apparently more insane than me!

R.I.P. BETSY PALMER AKA MRS. PAMELA VOORHEES

Yesterday the classic horror community lost the legendary Betsy Palmer, best remembered as playing the beyond-overprotective mother of Jason Voorhees.  For many years, she ignored the impact her role had on modern horror but soon came around and was showing up at conventions wearing her trademark sweater and embraced her role as the mother most people would wanna have on their side.

R.I.P. Betsy Palmer!

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND MOVIE TRADING COMPANY HAUL

By the time I'd gone to Movie Trading Company for the Memorial Day weekend sale, a lot of the stuff had been picked over and no carded figures I was interested in, so this is what I got.

Me being a smartass looking through the loose figures.  Porkins.  He doesn't LOOK delicious!

Being even MORE of a smartass @ Pac-Man for Atari 2600 - and on the weekend of his 35th B-Day, no less!  Even Pac himself would give me a pass on THAT one.

HAPPY 35TH B-DAY PAC-MAN!!!

And if you're one of those little bastards who's got the nerve to ask "Who's Pac-Man?!?" - please go fuck yourself.  With your Wii controller!

REMEMBER WHEN CARTMAN WAS ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW?

This is perfect!

"I killed five baby seals with my bare hands.  WHATEVAH!!!"

MATT LANTER: SELFIE OF THE YEAR

"Shhh I've caught her in her natural habitat.. Another dinner out. Another wait.  smh #gottaloveher"

Matt Lanter AKA Anakin from The Clone Wars always posts the funniest selfies and vine videos featuring himself and his wife, and this selfie had me busting out laughing.  While poor Matt is starving to death, Miss Lanter holds it up by making herself look marvelous for her husband - and this isn't the first time! ;) 

 Ya'll kill me - and Matt IS Anakin Skywalker, forget Hayden!  He conveys the transition to Darth Vader a helluva lot more convincingly than Christensen did in Episodes II and III combined.  

Matt Lanter @ Facebook (click here)

Not that I discredit Hayden's "Mission To Mustafar"

"Artoo, stay with the ship!"

RHUBARB IS BACK IN SEASON!!

It's about time, I didn't freeze any after last summer!

"YOU Pinocchio fuckin' nose, GO mind your own business!"  ---Crazy Rhubarb Lady from Iowa

STAR WARS REBELS: FEMALE SITH INQUISITOR HAS A PET?

What's that little robot on the female (Barriss?) Sith Inquisitor's shoulder, even in battle?!?

That's cute!  If I were a Sith, I'd have a couple Bunny Droids tagging along with me too!

"WEASEL RIDES WOODPECKER - INTERNET GOES CRAZY"

Just that headline alone is hysterical - two months old news but in case you missed it.  It doesn't take much for anything aminal-related to make the headlines these days but this one was different - especially the photoshop reaction LOL

NEW "VACATION" REBOOT TRAILER

You KNOW Hollywood has officially ran outta ideas if they're remaking the first National Lampoon's Vacation.  The plus side is Christina Applegate AKA Kelly Bundy from Married With Children is the new Beverly D'Angelo role.  

Looks like it's just a modernizing of the original, with updated lingo because I don't remember "rim job" ever being in the Griswold family vocabulary.  Stupid fucktard script writers.

"I'M IRISH. HOT BLOODED. **HOT BLOODED!!!**"

LMAO @ this drunk woman being booked for a DUI and she's more interested in flirting with the 5-0!

GOT DEPA BILLABA, I MEAN, KANAN #2

I'm gonna enjoy calling the Kanan/The Last Padawan comic series "Depa Billaba" for as long as that might last and this second issue is likely the last one featuring one of the most underrated Jedi Masters.  Obviously I'm just too exhausted to find that out at the moment.

MAMA FREAKS OUT OVER HER SON'S SPEEDING TICKET

and for the beyond dangerous speed he was driving, she took it quite well.  She didn't even know her car could GO that fast! LOL

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Having a little something hot and cold from Braums:  their famous chili and a peanut butter cup shake.  Perfect, because I hadn't eaten anything since like Wednesday - the Karen Carpenter diet is still on.

"A SKY ISN'T ALWAYS BLUE - A SUN DOESN'T ALWAYS SHINE"

"AND LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED AND I'VE FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR HEART"

MASTER SHAAK TI + AAYLA SECURA @ STAR WARS CELEBRATION

Exclusive Star Wars.com video from Celebration the weekend before last:  Orli Shoshan AKA Master Shaak Ti and Amy Allen AKA Jedi Knight Aayla Secura.  Discussing Shaak Ti's MANY deaths filmed for Episode III and the traveling she had to do for a General Grievous scene that was ultimately cut from the film.  I'm not sure if her The Force Unleashed suicide is canon or not.  

Unfortunately I haven't kept up with Amy Allen but stay pretty up-to-date on Orli Shoshan, Nalini Krishan (Barriss Offee) and of course Mary Oyaya (Master Luminara).  

As I mentioned to them a couple weeks ago, the fans won't forget them in 20 years.  Ya'll girls are in this club for life ;)  Just look at the actors/actresses in horror films - even the most insignificant roles in the Friday The 13th and Elm Street films are revered by fans to this day.  

"HE'S SO DULL AND HE WON'T GET ANYWHERE WITH ME"

Preach it, Rev Denise Matthews!

"IT'S THE SAME ROUTINE OF GETTING UP EVERY MORNING AND PUTTING ON A SMILE - BUT UNDERNEATH THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON"

#DianaRossAndTheSupremes

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STAR WARS REBELS: "RISE OF THE OLD MASTERS" EPISODE

"Citizens! This is Senator-in-exile, Gall Trayvis. I bring more news the Empire doesn't want you to hear. One of the Republic's greatest peacekeepers, Jedi Master Luminara Unduli - is ALIVE! She's being imprisoned unlawfully somewhere in the Stygeon System. As citizens, we demand the Emperor produce Master Unduli and grant her a fair trial before the entire....."

This was hands down my favorite episode of Rebels season 1.  It was also the episode in which I'd start watching the episode, I'd get to the part where Kanan and Ezra reach Master Luminara's cell at the Stygeon Prime prison, and I'd pause the video and purposefully find myself something else to occupy my time.

An hour or two later, the same routine: begin "Rise Of The Old Masters", get to the part of Master Luminara's alleged appearance and pause.  Something else to do - boom, I'm outtie!

Same routine another time or two and then I was like "FUCK IT!!! GET IT OVER WITH!!!" and I've been catatonic over it ever since.  #FuckYouFiloniLOL

MY NEW DESKTOP BACKGROUND!!!/HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!

FORGET the free stock photo backgrounds for your desktop - I customize my own! ;)

Take THAT, back photo of Master Luminara from The Black Series' figure cardback!  I can make her look "Michael Myers" creepy too!

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HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!

GAMEPLAY: DOUBLE DRAGON for GAMEBOY [1990]

.......and I suck at it!  The NES port was a lot easier - the Gameboy version moves too slowly for me.  Even though most of of the handheld version looks about 80% identical to the NES version, aside from one being in color and the other in black and white.

"KEEP THEM CONTAINED - I WANT THEM ALIVE."

R.I.P. Inquisitor #1, we barely knew ye!

KODAK MOMENT OF 2015!

If this family didn't have any home videos for future memories, they sho nuff got one now!

LOL @ Mama appearing from outta nowhere!

FILONI: "ORIGINALLY, BARRISS WAS GONNA BLOW UP IN REPUBLIC PRISON"

I'd watched the Dave Filoni The Clone Wars Q&A along with animatics of scenes from season 7 of the unmade season, and one of the audience questions was "What became of Barriss?".

Filoni answered that originally those same micro-droids were supposed to be turned loose once again at the end of whatever episode, blowing up the prison, Barriss and everyone with it just like her method of blowing up part of the Jedi Temple in season 5.  

Ain't THAT some sheeit?

But he said he decided not to go with that and hinted she might be used in a Rebels story sometime.  YEAH, like Ahsoka VS. Barriss!  It looks like she might be one of the two new Sith Inquisitor's.  They should have Barriss pursuing Ahsoka as much as Inquisitor was playing cat and mouse with Kanan and Ezra in season 1 of Rebels. 

TEENAGE BOY FILMS HIS MOTHER AND GIRLFRIEND FIGHTING PLUS HIMSELF CLOWNING WITH A SELFIE STICK

I'm sure MOST guys would love to see their girl get into a knock-down drag-out fight with their mother at SOME point in their relationship and I haven't stopped laughing at this kid clowning his mom and girlfriend with a selfie stick.  

Certifiably heathen behavior, there.  And it was fucking hysterical!

"I'M AFRAID OF THE TRUTH - I'M SORRY, I FORGIVE YOU ZEEBO"

COCO THE CLOWN WORKS WITH THE 5-0 TO PICK UP SOME UGLY PROSKITKUTES

I don't know which one is scarier: the unkempt crackheads selling their goods, or the fact these "ladies" would climb into a clown car!  Haven't these bitches seen Tim Curry in Stephen King's "IT"?!?

#KYLIEJENNERCHALLENGE

EXACTLY what you silly heifers are looking like!

#HoesTheseDays

THIS BOOK HERE "THE TWITS" BY ROALD DAHL IS SOMETHING F*CKED-UP AND HYSTERICAL

And this guy wrote Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?!?! LMAO!!

EITHER I HAVE A **REALLY** DIRTY MIND OR I'M JUST LOSING IT

STOP IT LOL!!!!

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HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!