ANOTHER REASON WHY I AVOID SHOPPING AT WAL-MART

"Hello, 911?  I need you to send me the 5-0 and have them bring a couple heavy duty tranquilizer guns!  I think I've found those two hippo's what escaped from the zoo earlier today and they're ransacking the Wal-Mart HEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!"

They're MUCH cuter when they're babies!!