McSERMON

It's like The Simpsons episode She Of Little Faith in real life.
And on THAT note, just got me a Big Mac!  I haven't had anything all day!

I think a MacDonald's in a church is a GREAT idea!  Hire LaSchwanda, Shaniqua, Le-a (pronounced Ledasha) and Elephantisha and watch the rival employee weaves fly, right in front of the Sunday School kids! LMAO!!

LMAO THIS SAGA OF A BABY WARTHOG HAD ME REELED IN!

SAME PROBLEM @ LISA'S CHICKEN IN ARLINGTON, TX (DIVISION ST.)

For you Arlington 5-0 out there especially!

Lisa's Chicken is no Popeye's or KFC but it's the most convenient to my location and speaking of convenience - there's always some guy handling his pan conveniently at the end of the drive-thru wanting money, if not bugging you while your vehicle is in line to make an order at the drive-thru.  I've never seen the place not busy and the employees aren't paid to ward off potentially dangerous panhandlers in the first place.

In fact, this isn't the first time I've bitched about this problem on this here blog! LOL

However THIS panhandler cracked me the fuck up! "You don't have two dollas next time I see you, Ima KICK yo ass!"

THE FORCE AWAKENS

MY take on The Force Awakens trailer - because it coincided with Black Friday, made it look like all the characters were dashing towards Space Wal-Mart for their Black Friday deals - from the sweaty black male gasping for air in the desert to the Sith Inquisitor in the forest to the Millennium Falcon!

OH STOP IT!!! TAXPAYER-PAID E.B.T. CARD TERRORIST PLOT?!?

You can't make this shit up! LOL

WATCHMOJO: NEW TOP 10 LIGHT SABER BATTLES!

"DOING MORE THAN I'VE EVER DONE FOR ANYONE'S ATTENTION"

HAPPY T-GIVING!!

Not doing anything special this year as I'm more focused on getting OUT of this toxic environment known as Dallas/Fort Worth/Arlington Texas by Xmas as a gift to myself - fuck this place.  

If anything, I'm thankful for my tenacity and being fully prepared to stab anyone who gets in my way.

ANOTHER ALEXANDRA WALLACE SOUNDBOARD PRANK CALL

She's back at it, American Manners and all!

The ghost who will continue haunting UCLA for years to come LOL

NEXT LEGO PROJECT: SBSP - FLYING DUTCHMAN'S SHIP [#3817]

Got this a few months ago and about to tear into it - it has 241 pieces and that's about twice as many as the Lego Star Wars Geonosian Cannon I finished recently. 

The Flying Dutchman,  Mr. Krabs and Plankton are my 3 favorite SBSP characters!

MOVIE CATCHING UP: SAW [2004]

Surprisingly I've never seen any from the infamous Saw series and checked out the original while I was at Half Price Books earlier.  Reaction sooner if not later......

COMPUTER IN REPAIR

For the past couple days, my computer has been with the people who fixed it the last time and I trust em with it LOL  I should get it back today, it was just having problems booting.  I haven't been able to do anything much creative in a week, so can't wait to have my programs and everything back.

PHANTOM MENACE

A few Episode I figures organized a little together.

"The Chancellor should never have brought them into this.   Kill them immediately."

SANTA HAS IT RIGHT

Stores were putting out Xmas stuff by the first week of October and this is the time of year I always bring my iPod/headphones to Tom Thumb while grocery shopping because they have the same Xmas music on loop.  NORMALLY it's Debbie Gibson's "Electric Youth" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I shop there. 

Just a couple days ago bought a 20 pack of holiday cards and about to start addressing them because I remember being late on that last year.  I used to send out more than 100 yearly but over the years marked people off the list because I never heard back from them, at Xmas or any other time of the year.  I don't give a fuck, less envelopes for me to handwrite addresses!  I can be rude too! LOL

ANTOINE DODSON, STOP IT!!

It was about a year ago that viral video star Antoine Dodson claimed to be "ex-gay" or whatever (BS, he was bi to begin with) after hooking up with a religious cult and woman and now has a baby.  It looks like he's already trying to step on the other side of the track because what straight guy in their right mind would want to box with Justin Bieber?!?  Of all people?!?

THAT'S NOT TWERKING, THAT'S CALLED "KICKING LIKE A COW"

And I agree with Kevin - make twerking illegal.  

Starting with Miley and her boney white ass!

STAR WARS REBELS - THE INQUISITOR'S TRAP: PAPERBACK PREORDER

Even though it's likely targeted for younger fans, I'd like The Inquisitor's Trap upcoming paperback - based on the Rebels episode "Rise Of The Old Masters".  Amazon has the $4.99 preorder for December 9th along with the cover art and description.

Dead or alive, it includes Master Luminara - I WANT!!!!!

Description: When the rebels receive a secret broadcast, they discover that one of the great Jedi Masters is still alive-and a captive of the Empire! To save her, Kanan, Ezra, and their friends must break into her heavily guarded prison. Can they find the lost Jedi? Or will the Inquisitor find them first?

This action-packed 8x8 also includes two pages of stickers!

AMAZON PREORDER LINK

YOUNG GUMMY: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BEARS

Ratchet has reached an all-new level with this one.

She idolizes Beyonce.

And she's advertising that she can go down on some STD-ridden SIMP like Grandma Klump did Eddie Murphy in the hot tub scene.  

GROSS!!!!

BACK YARD HOST FOR MAMA CAT AND HER BABIES (OLDER HOME VIDEO)

Video I filmed about 5-6 years ago:

This outdoors cat was a neighborhood kitty who decided to have her litter of kittens in the back yard. Because it's safe with a brick wall around, I didn't mind the cute company (which is more than MY kitties opinions were, ESPECIALLY the self-appointed security kitty, Chloe! LOL!!). They were around for less than a couple weeks, I assume the mama kitty moved them to another place sometime during the night.

"I GAVE YOU A LICENSE TO DRIVE ME UP THE WALL"

To my recollection, Menudo's one and only English language hit, with a soundtrack push from the movie Cannonball Run.  

Don't recall seeing that film.

MOVIE TRAILER ABOUT THE *REAL* FREEWAY RICKY ROSS - NOT RICK ROSS, THE FAT RAPPER

Gotta have respect for the human equivalent of Jabba - except way thinner.  And gotta see this docu-movie when it comes out.

SWEET SENSATION: THE 70's R&B GROUP

Yesterday I posted about the 80's-90's freestyle girl group Sweet Sensation - here's the ORIGINAL 70's group Sweet Sensation.  They remind me of Jackson Five and The Miracles, and the lead singer oddly looks like Atlanta child serial killer Wayne Williams! LOL!!

From what I know, the original Sweet Sensation is a one-hit wonder.  

WHILE IT'S AVAILABLE! STAR WARS REBELS - EMPIRE DAY

YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

And let's see how many turn up missing!

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THE 90's/00's MIX: VOLUME 1 (MAY 3, 2013) by Ssmyob Aka Scott's Record Bin on Mixcloud

A little of the 90's, and a little of the 2000's (I know, the Living Colour cut is 1989ish LOL):
LIVING COLOUR: GLAMOUR BOYS
DAFT PUNK: ONE MORE TIME
STARDUST: THE MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOU
MADONNA: GET TOGETHER
GINA G.: TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
GINA G. EVERY TIME I FALL [EUROBEAT MIX]
JESSICA SIMPSON: A PUBLIC AFFAIR [INSTRUMENTAL]
QUAD CITY DJ'S: SPACE JAM
95 SOUTH: RODEO
M.C. LUSCIOUS: DA' DIP
KINSU: THA HOP
ME & MY: DUB-I-DUB
GIOIA BRUNO: BE MINE [ALBUM VERSION]
ALICE DEEJAY: BETTER OFF ALONE [HEAVY TRANCE MIX]
MR. PRESIDENT: SPACE GATE [T-SEVEN LEAD VOCAL]
PEACH UNION: DEEP DOWN TOGETHER
ROBYN: DO YOU REALLY WANT ME (SHOW RESPECT)

NEW STEVE WILKOS SHOW: AN UNEXPECTED CONFESSION

Methinks no-neck Marlon is one of those 80's crack babies!

No surprise the crackhead accuser is stupid enough enough to confess to Dan Ribacoff outright that he's the one who molested the kid.  One of the most high-drama Wilkos shows lately - where do they find these people?!?

LEGO STAR WARS MICROFIGHTERS: MINI AAT w/BATTLE DROID [2014]

This didn't take long to assemble at all - I like these Microfighter packs and the second one I've finished so far.  It's been forever since I've checked to see which new ones are out - the booklet features some I didn't see in the store when I got this 5+ months ago.  

SWEET SENSATION - THE FREESTYLE GIRL GROUP NOT THE 70's GROUP

I like Sweet Sensation as much as the other two leading freestyle girl groups Expose' and The Cover Girls, but SS was always treated as a poor man's version of those two groups.  I have the entire catalogs of all three groups and like them about equally, and all three groups are currently touring and mostly performing outdoors shows like pride parades in the summer and recording on smaller independent labels.  

As long as you still have an audience, there's no reason to disband a group totally.  It's probably now more costly for the groups without the backing of their former big labels (Arista, Atlantic and Fever) but they're still active.  

I've wondered if Sweet Sensation ever had any disputes over their name because a 70's R&B group with the same name existed.  That's the only case I know of in which a group is allowed to use a previously used group name, disbanded or not.  

After relocating, I may have a better chance at catching one of their shows because they rarely come to Texas.  I don't blame em! LOL 

AUSTIN ST. JOHN TODAY

One of my previous posts with the most hits is when I met Austin St. John AKA "Jason" the original red power ranger in October 1995 and tried to keep up with him after he left the show (he returned later as a gold ranger) and knew he was an EMT at some point.  Now apparently he and others from the cast from the original and MMPR movie lineup to Bulk and Skull have been showing up at ComicCon events and other related shows to do Q&A sessions with the fans.  

I'm surprised MMPR has reached the same status as Star Wars and Marvel Comics - but is there much difference between the Rangers and the corny original Flash Gordon series?  An over-the-top main villain (Ming the Merciless VS Rita Repulsa) and really bad special effects and monsters to fight.  MMPR also stole elements from Wizard Of Oz too - from Zordon (The Wizard) to Goldar (flying monkeys). 

Too bad ASJ backed out of acting because he resembled some guy who posed nude for a gay porn website years ago and people thought it was him.  I've seen the pictures and the guy was too tall to be ASJ - I'm 6ft0 and towered standing next to ASJ for a photo.  If I were him, I would have ran with it and gained an even bigger fanbase, letting the amateur model do all the work LOL!!

STAR WARS CURIO HANGED

The other curio, I'd covered in SBSP stickers for those smaller SB collectibles and hanged the other one in the entertainment room.  I'll have more pictures with better lighting but here's a quick look at the competently-hanged curio LOL  Works nice for the 3 3/4" figures, even if they're a little crowded.

WHALE DOUBLE FAIL!

This just wasn't her day to be acting a racist bully on the bus.

LEGO STAR WARS: GEONOSIAN CANNON [2012]

Took damn long enough for me to spend time on and finish this!  And it's really not that big of a set.  It is, however, the first medium-sized Lego project I've ever worked on.

"DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED"???

I've already seen the first two volumes and both looked identical to those fucked-up beyond-vivid dreams I have when I go to bed really exhausted and lacking days of sleep and especially if I'd eaten something shortly before crashing.  

Those dreams that are so fucked-up, you still remember them for weeks after.  And that's pretty much what this Don't Hug Me I'm Scared is.  There's a new third volume and will post it here and also view it for the first time, myself.

"IF YOU GOT WHAT I NEED I CAN GUARANTEE TO RETURN ALL THE LOVE THAT YOU'VE GIVEN TO ME"

UH-UH!!! NO. AND NO THANKS, I'LL HAVE FRUITY PEBBLES.

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THE BLASPHEMOUS MF-ER'S - JOIN 'EM. JUST HANGED MY FIRST XMAS TREE ORNAMENT TODAY......

Because my local Star Wars friend Bob last Xmas had given me about five of the then-new 2013 Hallmark Keepsake Star Wars ornaments FOR my Xmas gifts, I never got to hang them from the tree last year.  And that's fine because they're new ornaments for the tree this year.....as long as Isis AKA Miss Nosey stays out of the TREE this year!

Because I was slow at everything Xmas last year, including sending Xmas cards (and can't even remember if I got all of them out last year, either - was going in a million directions, it was all a blur LOL), it's best this year to get a good headstart - beings the retail stores have already been stocking their Xmas stuff as early as the first week of October this year.  Nothing new, Blasphemous MFers can go to hell - THIS is why the holidays aren't as fun anymore.  Xmas isn't just a one week or one month event.  It's a QUARTERLY event!

Without further BS, here's my first-hanged Xmas ornament of 2014!

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OH!  If you remember that cornbread I started baking yesterday - already got it cut into pieces and Ziplock bagged in two's!

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NEW SSMYOB 7" FUN FACTORY MIX:

IT'S BAAAACK.....RETURN OF THE YOUTUBE TWILIGHT ZONE: VOLUME 5

The viral video fuckery continues.......

MENUDO MONDAY (AND NOT THE MEXICAN HANGOVER REMEDY SOUP!)

WatchMojo just recently had a top 10 Boy Bands list, and surprisingly Menudo was #9.  

Menudo is my all-time favorite boy band because they kept it classy and didn't rely on sexual gimmicks the 90's boy bands and beyond are known and reviled for (especially hated by the boyfriends of junior high school aged girls LMAO!!).  They also get respect for crossing over from Puerto Rican/Spanish music into an English crossover pop group in the early 80's and revived that when Menudo reformed as "MDO" in the 2000's - and the rules have changed - you CAN be a member once you've hit puberty, if you haven't already (back then in the 70's-80's with the group, when your voice started to crack or you started to grow facial hair, you had to go and be replaced).

I'm still self-teaching myself that awesome bassline to "Quiero Rock" but this is a forgotten early 80's English crossover gem that I don't happen to have on CD or vinyl....yet:

WATCHMOJO's TOP 10 BOY BAND LIST (from this past weekend):

VIRAL VIDEO FUCKERY W/SCOTT: EVERYTHING'S FAIR GAME

Looking through an old external drive, I'm re-discovering viral video fuckeries I've done over the years.  If you think the original viral video I'm abouts to fuck with is a train wreck, I'll intensify that train wreck, hands down.  

It's a hobby ;)

OK, let's begin!

I'm locating these randomly and will post a small collection of fuckeries below.......

#01:  THE FLAMING CRACKHEAD

The only times I've been into an adult XXX store is along with a friend and giggled like a kiddo from the moment I walked in until we left the place.  I'm going to assume this guy was having sex of some sort with another patron in one of the rooms down the hallway.  Not surprisingly crack is involved, however, one of the men wearing something flammable WAS the big surprise.  To the tune of "White Lines (Don't Do It)" by Grandmaster Flash!

Followed by another crackhead going YOLO in a MacDonalds.  Prepare to cover yo eyes!

#02:  SHOWDOWN AT THE CANTINA.....
I MEAN, SANDWICH SHOP.......

#03:  MAURY POVICH:  TARNISHA AND HER COUSIN TALKING ABOUT BONIFASIO'S "ITTY BITTY TINY PENIS" AND TARNISHA GETS THE SHOCK OF HER BARREL BOTTOM LIFE.

LOL @ their dyke aunt strutting around on the stage like SHE'S the one who impregnated her nieces.  

MOO!!

#04:  BAD GIRL.

I don't know WTF is wrong with this proskitkute!

#05:  INCESTUOUS FATHER/DAUGHTER COUPLE ACTING GOOFY ON THE STEVE WILKOS SHOW

OK, we're done.   You can pick your jaw up from the floor now ;)

YEAH I know I'm fucked up, tell me something I DON'T know already!

STAR WARS REBELS - EPISODE 05 - RISE OF THE OLD MASTERS

Hands down, IMO, THE best Star Wars Rebels episode so far.  Not only is the fate of Master Luminara post-Order 66 revealed, but it's also the introduction of the relentless Inquisitor.  

Let's hope the episodes will only get better from here!

STAR WARS REBELS - EPISODE 05

"RISE OF THE OLD MASTERS"

1991-96 MTV FLASHBACK VOL. 4 1991-97

I haven't done one of these 90's MTV videos compilations in months and have kinda been in the mood for music from that decade lately, specifically the mid 90's.

I remember this single well - I'd bought the Bjork "It's Oh So Quiet" cassette single (which I still own, BTW!) at the record store in my college town before making the 30+ mile drive to my hometown on the windy 210, a backroad in Kentucky, October 1995.  Going around a corner, a car in the oncoming lane swung too closely toward my lane, into my lane, and hit me pretty much head-on.  Other than glass cuts and abrasions, I wasn't injured too badly, but the car had to be replaced.  This was my very first wreck and surprisingly NOT my fault! LOL

BJORK:  "IT'S OH SO QUIET" [1995]

After being out all night clubbing in Louisville the summer of 1997, driving back after a night of high BPM dance music, it was nice when the radio played a more subtle hit single at the time that was easy on the ears (and hangover LOL!!)

SPICE GIRLS:  "2 BECOME 1" [1997]

As hard as they tried, their only single by The Party to crack the top 40 was "In My Dreams", a before-its-time techno remake of a Dokken cover from 1991.

THE PARTY:  "IN  MY DREAMS" [1991]