SWEDISH CHEF MOMENT: CUCUMBER/PEPPER/ONION KIMCHI

I lost the recipe for cucumber kimchi instead of the original napa cabbage version, so I just made up my own version as I went along.  Pretty much like Auntie Fee.  Or a history teacher from a Kentucky public school.  

I already had the kimchi base and fish sauce - sliced cucumber, tricolor small peppers, white onion, chopped garlic and will shake the container every day to thoroughly coat everything.  And then ya'll can have it for the Super Bowl party or something.  My reason for making it in the first place: "Because.".

WELL, WELL, WELL.....

as much as I liked the reformed Fun Factory with all-new members, looks like the original group - Balja (Marie-Annette was just a "model" and lip-sync'ed in their first two albums' videos), Toni AKA Smooth T, Rod and Steve - has finally jumped on the 90's group reunion wagon.  

From what I've been told, this is just the beginning.  My pal Olaf Jeglitza AKA O-jay is reforming my favorite Eurodance group, Real McCoy.  Mr. President is allegedly reforming.  Maybe even Le Click/La Bouche with Kayo Shekoni in place of the late Melanie Thornton?  Who knows.  Eurodance was kicked off the radio in 1998, and is due for a comeback - because I ain't listening to no MFing radio otherwise.  I'll have my own music collection any day - which includes all incarnations of Fun Factory.

Welcome back, original Fun Factory!!  Now do some club appearances in the USA, don't be jackasses because you have tons of fans here too and not just in Germany and shitty Ukraine!

MMPR - THE MOVIE (1995): 20th ANNIVERSARY DVD (+ BLU-RAY?)

A month or so ago, I'd mentioned the MMPR Movie from 1995 was approaching its' 20th Anniversary and was hoping something cool would be released for the fans - IMO it was THE Summer film, which I immediately bought the CD soundtrack after the first time I'd seen it in the theater (of like 10+ times that entire year, I REALLY liked that early CGI Ninja Megazord!).

According to the Power Rangers wikia:

"The movie had come to DVD in 2003 by 20th Century Fox Entertainment. It has also aired a few times, fully restored with sharper picture and clearer sound, on ABC Family, which sparked rumors of the creation of a Special Edition DVD which is now planned by 20th Century Fox Entertainment."

Well, thank you 20th Century Fox Entertainment!

"Zords, Schmords.....I'll crush 'em like roaches."

NEWS CONCERNING "DIGGING FOR THE TRUTH" BOOK [DEAN CORLL, WAYNE HENLEY + DAVID BROOKS]

Because there'd been no updates to the Digging For The Truth book's website, I emailed author Debera Phinney recently and begged to strike while the iron's hot, with so many people now finding out about the Houston Mass Murders for the first time, and the docu-film In A Madman's World by Josh Vargas due hopefully soon - by theater, DVD or Netflix, IDGAF.

After checking out the DFTT website last night, some changes have been made and looks like the book is picking up steam finally.  Thank Mumm-Ra, damn!  And thank you, Debera - let's get some unfinished business taken care of.

"We have suspended publication of Texas Crime News in order to fully dedicate our time to investigation and writing our book."

"Phinney served as the publisher and investigative reporter/writer for TexasCrimeNews.com and The Police News. She is a serial entrepreneur with experience in a multitude of industries. 

Currently, Phinney  has taken the role of investigative researcher, writer editor and webmaster."

"Our initial interest in this case was to find an elusive license plate number  of  a  vehicle belonging to the serial killer, Dean Corll, which  might be tied to an  unrelated case.  The obsessive  search sparked a series of events that lead Gibson to discovering two   misidentified victims of the grisly crime, bringing the body count to 29   and  closure to one family’s forty-year search for their missing  son.

Oh and by the way...  that the license plate number did not match but the year long search and interviews produced results beyond anything  imagined."

"Michael  Baulch would have  turned 16  the day his nude, decomposing body, wrapped in  plastic was excavated from a shallow grave in a secluded wooded area  near Lake Sam Rayburn in the heart of the East Texas Piney woods on  August 8,  1973. His body  would remain in the county morgue for  the next 35 years as a John  Doe."

"YOU CAN'T BYSTAND ALL THE PEOPLE, STAND THEM ON THEIR OWN - THEY WILL FALL TO PIECES"

SUNDAY HALF PRICE BOOKS MINI-HAUL: CLONE WARS VOL. 9 + "FISHTOWN" HARDBACK COMIC BOOK OF THE JASON SWEENEY CASE

I haven't read any of the Clone Wars graphic comic books, so I started with the last volume first (#9: "Endgame").  Once I'd caught a few frames of Master Luminara in the Episode III battle pre-"Order 66" on the Wookiiee planet, I hollered "Bitch I'm sold!" - worth my time reading it!  And HPB had at least one copy each of the first 8 volumes, and will eventually get around to those.

I knew of the "Fishtown" graphic comic book but had never seen it in any stores until yesterday.  By a local Philadelphia-area artist, it details the Jason Sweeney case from a few years ago.  Sweeney is lured by a girl he liked into a secluded area in which three other boys who he thought were his friends beat him to death and beyond recognition.  It's 118 pages, hardback and some unique artwork - several steps above what you see in these 20 page serial killer case comics.

Here's that Jason Sweeney segment from Killer Kids:

"HOW MUCH TO MAKE A VEEDEEO?"

You know this is your favorite classic South Park episode! 

AWESOME NEWS FROM NALINI KRISHAN AKA BARRISS OFFEE

New message from Nalini Krishan's Facebook page - stop by and show some love to everyone's favorite fallen Padawan of Master Luminara ;) :

"I'm on a billboard...for the Australand shoot I did"

Nalini Krishan: Facebook (click here)

"THIS IS NOT THE **FIRST** TIME YOU HAVE PROVEN TO BE CLUMSY."

THAT'S the good stuff.  Strangling Dooku like a chicken from light years away.  Sounds like fun, now let ME try.  But not on Dooku!

Too bad the Lost Missions "season" DVD set didn't include shit much for extras, just a short feature on disc 3 I think.  

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING

NSFW

I hope to Mumm-Ra that I don't have to be taking any form of public transportation once my relocation is finalized.

This is just going beyond bizarre.  Twilight Zone territory.

USHI's HILARIOUS INTERVIEW WITH SHEILA, VALERIE AND HELEN OF THE THREE DEGREES

Ushi got more honest answers to "personal questions" out of The Three Degrees than she has some of the younger singers she's interviewed, like Geri Halliwell and Adele.  


"Set Me Free" 
[1980 - produced by Giorgio Moroder]

"AND THEN. MY FRIEND. YOU DIE."

1995 Classic.

FOR REAL?!?

Source

#DepaBillaba

"NOW I DON'T BELIEVE I WANNA SEE THE MORNING GOING DOWN THE STONEY END"

#DianaRoss

**"BEST OF" REPOST-** NOT A 'MYSTERY' TO ME: JOE BAREFOOT/MIKEY SALTZ JR.

Reviving this year-old post because the originally posted video on YouTube was deleted.  So I reposted it again with my backed-up video.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: they got the WRONG guy.  The son of the killer took the fall for daddy dearest because he'd get less time in prison than Mike Sr.

Listen to Mike Saltz Sr. talking about his son as if they're one and the same, like they suck face.  Speaking for his son in court, as if Mikey Junior can't speak for himself.  There's something creepy about them, and Mike Sr. has "PEDOPHILE" spelled across his ginger forehead.  

I'm from a town as small as theirs (Kentucky), maybe smaller, and know for a fact pedo's work in tandem with the "police", because half if not most of those losers with a badge are pedo's, themselves.  The "cops" from my town are, being caught alone with kids/teenagers in secluded areas, like a creek.  Why do you never hear of any pedo's being arrested, much less detained, even though that crap goes on all the time in small towns?  Especially the one in Kentucky, where I'm from.  What a lot of men, some women, in larger cities goes to prison for is totally permitted and excused there.  Small towns are nothing more than taxpayer-supported pedophile rings.  

And I also know for a fact there's plenty of "women" who'll go out of their way to protect them, lie their asses off.  Obviously they let the pedo's do the work that they can't do because they're bitter they ain't got the equipment to do anything like that - they got wires-crossed gender confused issues.  When they should be begging for a taxpayer-funded sex change.

Plus it's a known fact male drill sergeant's rape young male new recruit's, especially those suspected of being gay (as if that's going to make them straight).   A little smartass with pretty eyes would be the perfect target for somebody like Mike Sr.  And let's not forget that after Mikey Jr. was locked away, another dead boy was found about a mile from where Joe's body was found, 8 year old Malcolm Bond from Cleveland County.  Mikey Junior may have assisted his father, because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree - but he wasn't the killer.

Mikey Junior is now currently free but is a registered sex offender, I believe now living in Ohio.  Maybe one of these days he'll come clean with the truth, but obviously under control from dad, the truth won't come out until after Mike Sr. kicks the bucket.  

Don't buy it and won't buy it.  I trust people in small mostly welfare-owned towns, and especially their "police", as far as I can throw them.  And that ain't far, less than an inch.

If Mike Sr. wants to argue this with me, bring it.  Your smalltown cop buddies are professional stalkers, you can find me.  Just know that in Texas, we don't deal with your kind like how they do in small towns.  We don't kiss pedo ass here, or give it a free pass.  We kill it. 

CRIME STORIES:
"MYSTERY IN A SMALL TOWN"

TWO CRIMINALS ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW BEFORE THEY WERE BUSTED

Apparently my Maury Povich pal on YouTube, Razor, is back under a new name (I'm GUESSING it's him, anyway!), and has a newly-posted interesting Maury clip with some information on the "guests":

"An Alabama couple who appeared on the "Maury" TV program in 2013 have now been arrested for the alleged sexual molestation of a 5-year-old girl. David Anthony Williams, 21, has been charged with 1st degree rape and 1st degree sodomy of a child less than 12 years old. And police say that 26-year-old Brittney Day, the child's mother, knew about the alleged molestation, but did nothing to stop or report it; Day has been charged with 1st degree sexual abuse of a child less than 12 years old.

Brittney vs. Josh vs. David."

YouTube channel:  MaybeDaddy28

UPDATE - WITH HLN NEWS REPORT:

MY REACTION TO YOUTUBE "SINGER" NAMED ICEJJFISH

Dafuq is THIS supposed to be?!?

MASTER LUMINARA + JEDI KNIGHT BULTAR SWAN - CONCEPT ART [EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES]

Huh.

JOINED REBELSCUM FORUM TONIGHT

If I plan to serve and do a few good deeds for the community or whatevah with the 501st Legion someday, I guess a good start would be joining the popular RebelScum Forum and making some northern state friends.  I don't know how often I'll be posting there, but I'm waiting for the mods to approve my account.  Then I'll fix up my profile a little to make it more recognizable.

Star Wars friends/fans can find me there as LuminarasPadawan (obviously!) ;)

UPDATE: MY PROFILE HAS BEEN APPROVED/NOW ACTIVE

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"STOP AKTIN' SIMPLE!!"

NO WONDER I GOT THIS PS2 GAME FOR $1 @ HALF PRICE BOOKS

It pretty much sucks LOL - it's rare a game based on a movie or show is any good, aside from the Super NES Super Star Wars Trilogy.  And some of the SBSP games by THQ are decent.  That's about it.

Nobody wants to suck on your snozzberry gumballs, Willy - go away!

TECHNICALLY THE FINAL SINGLE BY THE SUPREMES [1977]

If you lived in the UK.

It may have been #5 on the U.S. disco/dance charts along with the first two singles as well.  I'd have to ask one of the O.G. fans about that one.

**THIS** SH*T'LL HAVE THE CONSERVATIVES IN AN UPROAR

LOL REALLY?!?

WHEN ACTING IGNUNT (WHILE LOOKING UTTERLY RIDICULOUS) GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON THE BUS

Hoodrats are known for loudly accusing every other person of being "gay" or a "child molester" (projection, anyone?), and this time it backfired on this red-plumed peacock looking beastie.  When she puffed out her man-wannabe chest like the cock of the lock in the face of the female she was yelling nonsense at, her non-ladylike confrontation was quickly returned with a castration she'll never forget.  Act your gender, hoe.  I mean, sir.

PEACOCK BEATDOWN!!

"ALWAYS MY #1"

DUMBASS 14 YEAR OLD BOY THINKS HIS GIRLFRIEND WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A HORSE

And how does he plan on supporting feeding that horse with his Chuck E Cheese wages from the job he doesn't have yet?

What do you plan to name the pony?  Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie or something stupid like that?

Goes to show teachers nowadays are nothing but fuck-offs.  These kids are imbeciles.

KINGDOM HEARTS: HONEST GAME TRAILERS

If this is footage from the updated HD Kingdom Hearts games, wow - the cutscenes look even more realistic and colorful than the PS2 originals.  I'm in the middle of re-playing the first KH, currently on the 2nd Jafar battle in Agrabah.  It's one that was worth revisiting, and I've played only the three KH games made for PS2 (KH, KH II and KH: RE - CHAIN OF MEMORIES).

I don't know if I'm yet ready to upgrade to PS4, much less PS3! LOL

As long as I have my arcade and retro platform emulators, I'm good. 

SEGA GENESIS GAMING: MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS [THE FIRST GAME - 1994]

Aside from the cutscenes (like the first villains shot featuring the rarely seen Scorpion/Asian woman hybrid 'Scorpina' among Rita's alien thugs), I never liked the first MMPR game for the Genesis.  The controls suck and it's like a ripoff of Street Fighter or something - but worse.

A similar game was made a couple years later on the Super Nintendo system called "MMPR - The Fighting Edition" - I recorded some gameplay of that one and you can watch it (click here).

HURRY UP AND BUY!!!

ANYONE who's ever shopped at one of those little Asian corner stores may have experienced this before.  I've been a customer at mine daily for over a decade and the few longtime employees and I are cool, I don't feel like I got eyeballs on me in every aisle.  

Because I'm known to lose my cigarette lighters, the manager at my corner store a couple days ago handed me two disposable ones at no cost, in addition to the one I bought LOL!!  I have a damn new Zippo lighter - just need to figure out how to fill it with lighter fluid properly.  Surely there's a YouTube video for that - if I can find videos there on how to properly slice and peel a pomegranate!

"NON-CHILD-SUPPORT-PAYING SPERM DONOR - COOOME OOON DOWWWNNN!!! YOU JUST WON FREE TICKETS TO THE FOOSBALL GAME!!"

NOT!!!

I'm sure some of them will dispute these To Catch A Predator tactics as "entrapment", too.

When Shock & Awe becomes amusement:

LMAO @ Van Halen's "Jump" in the background!

MR. PLINKETT DESCRIBES THE SEPARATIST COUNCIL IN "ATTACK OF THE CLONES"

"Count Chocula" LMAO!!! (San Hill)

Mr. Plinkett's reviews of all three prequel movies are extensive and about half as long as the movie, itself.  He got me cracking up describing the Separatist Council meeting on Geonosis, before the big arena battle.

There's that Dog Woman, who evaded being slaughtered with the rest of them in Episode III!

SHU-TOPIA: THE NAMES ARE BECOMING ***THAT*** STUPID

I'll bet the world's dumbest mother was pissed when Fruitopia was discontinued.

You have to hear this shit to believe it.  

"NO, NO!!! SHU-TOPIA, NO!!!!"

Stupid bitch.  

That's all.

#Section8Names
#Shu-Topia
#CrackBabies

A NEW RECORD

As of yesterday's appointment, I am 158 lbs!!  The least I've ever weighed since, I guess my mid teens.  Most people go around with this thing called an "appetite" - at least three times a day.

Not me.

SHIRLEY Q. LIQUOR: "HOODLINE NEWS"

Avoid THIS MacDonalds!

SWEDISH CHEF MOMENT: CHERRY-BRANDY CORNBREAD [B-DAY SURPRISE BAKING]

It's a local friend's B-Day today and because he liked all incarnations of my cornbread experimenting (including wild huckleberry LOL!!), and his favorite fruit is cherry, I'd just alter the berry version with some Cherry-Brandy jam I got with Amazon Prime.  It's one of my least favorites and avoid baking with cherries, but this is an exception.  Not that it really matters anyway - I give away about 95% of what all I bake, on "good deed for good karma" days!

I'll probably also run to one of these farmer stands in Arlington and get what I need to make another batch of kimchi, too - but this second try, a cucumber version and not napa cabbage like the last time.  This recipe won't require all that preparation "store away in Ziplock bags for this-many-days" BS.  Ain't nobody got time for that sheeit!  'Specially ME!

"WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AFTER, OR IF SOMETHING'S AFTER YOU"

.......BYE!!!

So much for sloth and gluttony.

DENISE LOPEZ HAS ALL MEN IN THE AUDIENCE HYPNOTIZED IN 1988......WHERE IS SHE NOW?

LOL @ the guys next to the stage - Denise Lopez almost has a Poison Ivy effect on them or something!  "Sayin' Sorry Doesn't Make It Right" is a freestyle classic that was a crossover hit and I think she done something with Vanilla Ice as a collaboration but then she pretty much disappeared.  It's OK, The Cover Girls and Expose' made up for her absence.

ATARI 2600 BADDIES

Can you guess which Atari 2600 games they're from?  ;)

The graphics are drastically much different than the original arcade - and one below is exclusively Atari 2600.

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And something a little modern from my YouTube channel:

LITTLE RICKY MARTIN COVERING "JUST A GIGOLO" [LIVE 1986]

This clip had me cracking up, seeing how much Ricky Martin's performance style grown and changed between 1986 and 1999.  His voice is pretty thin, kinda clumsy onstage in a cute way I guess, and covering "Just A Gigolo", which had then just recently been covered by David Lee Roth and was a big solo hit and MTV video hit for himself.  

On this tour, Menudo covered stuff like DeBarge's "Rhythm Of The Night" and Phil Collins' "Sussudio".  But THIS cover takes the cake!

"YOU DON'T **FUCK** WITH CARLOS GREEN!! THAT'S WHAT YOU **DON'T** DO!!"

"Yellow jersey-wearing bitch!"

"That's allright, you ugly wearing-hat muthafucka!!"

LMAO You know those two old coots love each other!

And who the fuck is "Carlos Green"?!?  His name doesn't ring a bell.  

SMALL HALF PRICE BOOKS HAUL

I hadn't yet gotten a 2015 calendar and looking up at December 2014 hanging above my monitor was starting to drive me nuts! LOL  So I took action.  

And surprisingly I had nothing by The Police and for $3.99 got a sealed copy of all their hits.  "Don't Stand So Close To Me" - I rip off THAT line a lot!

SHIRLEY Q. LIQUOR: "ASTROLOGICAL FORECAST"

I haven't posted anything by Miss Liquor in a while......what's YOUR sign?  ;)

I'm a true Libran but ACT like a Gemini!  And Miss Liquor is spot-on with mine! LOL

"Saginnarius."

NINA DIVA: CLASSIC SINGING HOOKER ON 'WB's SUPERSTAR USA'

Out of all the contestants from the ass-backwards talent show WB's Superstar USA, Nina Diva was my pick - and got the boot after only two performances because she wasn't "what they were looking for" (in other words, she's not a horrible singer).  You can find her on YouTube and seems to be an established independent artist.  She's got a personality on her, I'll give her that - almost too friendly.

Best of all, her debut performance, they had Nina dressed top to bottom like a total proskitkute, and chose for her "Roxanne" by The Police to perform live.  Classic!  She's like the fourth member of Vanity 6 that never was.  Whose original group name (courtesy of founder Prince) WAS "The Hookers" before Vanity AKA Reverend Denise Matthews suggested another name.  

"PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!!"

The reason I seem so fascinated with proskitkutes is when I first moved to Orlando and was walking to a 7-11, I was mistaken for one!  

"HOW MUCH?!?"/"HOW MUCH WHAT?!?".  

He must have been high on crack - every other person living in Orlando IS.  Including Disney employees.  Cinderella too!  I don't dress like a hooker, don't walk like a hooker, don't talk like a hooker and I don't stand under street lamps holding a cigarette like Donna Summer on her Bad Girls LP cover.  Ya'll got me fucked up.

But I STILL find it amusing as hell.