IN-BRED CONFEDERATE FLAG "PARADE" GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

Guess they shouldn't have gotten drunk before this "confederate flag parade" that looks more like a funeral procession.

NEW SITH INQUISITOR **HAS** TO BE BARRISS OFFEE

Judging from the rough concept art, it looks like the new female Sith Inquisitor is none other than Barriss all growed up and around Ahsoka's age - it's definitely not Asajj Ventress because her story pretty much concludes in a Clone Wars era book of an unfinished story arc that was never fully animated and barely got through the animatic stage.  

The artist isn't going to spoil it, drawing the Mirialian face tattoos on the Inquisitor - it's pretty safe to say Barriss was put to use by the Empire after her incarceration in the TCW Season 5 finale.  

MATT LANTER AKA TCW ANAKIN DOES ANGELA LANTER'S MAKEUP

I have as much fun watching makeup tutorial's as I enjoy watching paint dry but this hilarious session with my favorite couple was worth the viewing for the laughs.  

Good thing I wasn't in charge or else she'd end up looking like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show!

In other Anakin Skywalker news, what did you think of Jake Lloyd's high-speed Podracing chase with the 5-0?

WHAT THE HITLER "DOWNFALL" ACTOR THINKS OF ALL THE YOUTUBE SUBTITLE PARODIES

I don't think anyone's ridiculing him - it was a passionate performance of somebody who's pissed the fuck off.  And some of the subtitle parodies were appropriate - like when The Clone Wars was cancelled.

VADER GOING HYPHY IN HIS TIE FIGHTER: STAR WARS REBELS SEASON 2 PREVIEW

Looks like Vader is still as good of a pilot as he was in the prequel trilogy, even more dangerous - and the Rebels crew, including Ahsoka, is in some deep sheeit NOW!

I believe the new season begins this coming Saturday!

KITTY TAKES SWIMMING LESSONS

Minnie would hate me but SHE needs to get into swimming or something, since she sleeps 98% of the day and always has.  A bowling ball with kitty ears and a tail!  Holly, here, is 13 and Minnie is 11.

WTF PUBLIC ACCESS SHOW: TOO MANY AMINALS!!

I've seen plenty of hilarious public access shows and commercials, especially from small Kentucky towns: including items being dropped and broken while advertising their goods from this $1 store (not Dollar Tree) in my college town, to a perm-haired creepy lady getting the holy spirit, bouncing around and refusing to STFU after the music stopped.   

But this one takes the cake.  He's got a zoo of everything including a monkey, tortoise, kitties, puppies, birds, more pets than Elmyra from Tiny Toon Adventures.  And he can't seem to keep them under control.  

WTF is going on here?!?

R.I.P. CHRISTOPHER LEE

AKA Count Dooku AKA Darth Tyranus.

And I'd just watched (again) Tim Burton's version of Willy Wonka the other night!  I'm not one to give much of a eulogy, especially in the case of Lee because he left behind such a big legacy in horror films and other movies that it's like his Force spirit will always be around and will never be forgotten.

One of the most underrated of the Sith Lords because of his human appearance, his light saber fighting style in film and animated on The Clone Wars would best be described as "elegant" along with some great one-liners.  And the first to introduce the curved light saber hilt.

But he still kinda pissed me off throwing all of Willy Wonka's Halloween candy in the fireplace.  GRINCH! ;)

R.I.P. Tyranus.

"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL"

This is why I haven't owned a web camera of any sort since 2001 - my heathen ass would be tempted to amuse and entertain like this guy who's apparently more insane than me!

R.I.P. BETSY PALMER AKA MRS. PAMELA VOORHEES

Yesterday the classic horror community lost the legendary Betsy Palmer, best remembered as playing the beyond-overprotective mother of Jason Voorhees.  For many years, she ignored the impact her role had on modern horror but soon came around and was showing up at conventions wearing her trademark sweater and embraced her role as the mother most people would wanna have on their side.

R.I.P. Betsy Palmer!