I'M BOTH FASCINATED *AND* AMUSED!

If *I* were a swine and heard an obese white woman screaming at the top of her lungs: 
"HEEEEEERE PIGPIGPIGPIGPIGPIG!!  HEEEEEEEREPIGPIGPIGPIG!!!", I'd take off running like hell, even if I have to bust through the fence to escape!  Because she got at least two cleavers hidden in all that arm fat.  

Reminds me of the most fun time ever on an arcade machine......

EVERY 911 OPERATOR'S WORST NIGHTMARE

Self-admitted "crazy as hell" man calls up 911 for medical assistance, ruder than a muthafucka.  

Hearing this might make a potential 911 operator reconsider: