RATCHET HOE NAMES BABY AFTER MAURY POVICH, GETS LOUD ONSTAGE, EVEN LOUDER RUNNING BACKSTAGE FROM DNA RESULTS

"KUMAURI"?

"MAKE ME FEEL I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN MY HANDS"

MR. President, where are you?

MARK HAMILL AKA LUKE SKYWALKER: WEARING A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME IN 1977?

I thought it was funny on the Mike Douglas interview just as Star Wars was hitting big in 1977, Mark Hamill (Luke) was the only one onstage wearing a button and it was a picture of Donald Duck.  

Of course it means nothing.  

Or do it? ;) 

NES GAMING: TRIAL RECORDING OF "AMAGON"

Just to see how well Bandicam records from JNES emulator, I played/recorded a trial 10 minutes of Amagon.  It's a game I hated with a passion before Game Genie gave some help on this difficult game.  

DIGGING FOR THE TRUTH BOOK: HOUSTON MASS MURDERS

Like the elusive movie In A Madman's World, I don't know much about the status of this first book about the HMM's since The Man With The Candy.  

Digging For The Truth book (link)

Dean Corll might have been shot dead in 1973, but he's still very much alive today.

ARCADE GAMING: HYPER PAC-MAN [1995 SEMICOM]

This unique take on Pac-Man seems to have no association with the Namco original Pac-series.  I have no way to describe it other than it has to be seen to be believed (for a 1995 arcade style game).  

"NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT THE FATHER!!"

FUNNIEST.  POST-DNA TANTRUM.  EVER.

Somebody call CPS!  This beastie ain't much stable after THIS Maury appearance.

MY question is how do these enormous hoes get laid more in a day than I have in nearly two decades combined?

And Maury: You's such a SIMP, it isn't funny!