IN-BRED CONFEDERATE FLAG "PARADE" GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

Guess they shouldn't have gotten drunk before this "confederate flag parade" that looks more like a funeral procession.

NEW SITH INQUISITOR **HAS** TO BE BARRISS OFFEE

Judging from the rough concept art, it looks like the new female Sith Inquisitor is none other than Barriss all growed up and around Ahsoka's age - it's definitely not Asajj Ventress because her story pretty much concludes in a Clone Wars era book of an unfinished story arc that was never fully animated and barely got through the animatic stage.  

The artist isn't going to spoil it, drawing the Mirialian face tattoos on the Inquisitor - it's pretty safe to say Barriss was put to use by the Empire after her incarceration in the TCW Season 5 finale.  

MATT LANTER AKA TCW ANAKIN DOES ANGELA LANTER'S MAKEUP

I have as much fun watching makeup tutorial's as I enjoy watching paint dry but this hilarious session with my favorite couple was worth the viewing for the laughs.  

Good thing I wasn't in charge or else she'd end up looking like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show!

In other Anakin Skywalker news, what did you think of Jake Lloyd's high-speed Podracing chase with the 5-0?

WHAT THE HITLER "DOWNFALL" ACTOR THINKS OF ALL THE YOUTUBE SUBTITLE PARODIES

I don't think anyone's ridiculing him - it was a passionate performance of somebody who's pissed the fuck off.  And some of the subtitle parodies were appropriate - like when The Clone Wars was cancelled.

VADER GOING HYPHY IN HIS TIE FIGHTER: STAR WARS REBELS SEASON 2 PREVIEW

Looks like Vader is still as good of a pilot as he was in the prequel trilogy, even more dangerous - and the Rebels crew, including Ahsoka, is in some deep sheeit NOW!

I believe the new season begins this coming Saturday!

KITTY TAKES SWIMMING LESSONS

Minnie would hate me but SHE needs to get into swimming or something, since she sleeps 98% of the day and always has.  A bowling ball with kitty ears and a tail!  Holly, here, is 13 and Minnie is 11.

WTF PUBLIC ACCESS SHOW: TOO MANY AMINALS!!

I've seen plenty of hilarious public access shows and commercials, especially from small Kentucky towns: including items being dropped and broken while advertising their goods from this $1 store (not Dollar Tree) in my college town, to a perm-haired creepy lady getting the holy spirit, bouncing around and refusing to STFU after the music stopped.   

But this one takes the cake.  He's got a zoo of everything including a monkey, tortoise, kitties, puppies, birds, more pets than Elmyra from Tiny Toon Adventures.  And he can't seem to keep them under control.  

WTF is going on here?!?