Saturday, February 7, 2015

NOW ***THAT'S*** A MFing NEWS FLASH!!


DARTH VADER TROLLING GENERAL VEERS: **BEYOND** HYSTERICAL!

LMAO There is STILL humor in him! 


THAT kinda fuckery had me pounding my fist on my knee and laughing out loud like Freddy Krueger - now THAT'S how you fuck with somebody to the point of near explosion!  You go, Ani!

SATURDAY (FEB. 07 2015) MINI-HAUL: MARVEL COMICS "STAR WARS" FIRST 2 ISSUES + MORE

The weather was surprisingly nice, the sun was out all day and people were actually OUT the house and doing something outdoors - make the best of it, bitches!!  Because you KNOW we have an ice storm that'll cripple DFW for a couple days or more and usually around MFing EASTER!!

And since I was all hopped up on 15MG of Adderall, coffee and couple red velvet powdered mini donuts, I took advantage of the fun weather, blasted Jan Terri in my truck and headed down South Cooper around the UTA area and checked out the nice comic store formerly known as Lone Star Comics (forgot their new name LOL) and picked up the first two issues of the newly revamped Star Wars comics by Marvel - was told issue #3 is due soon.  I'm more excited about the future prequel-era comics by Marvel, but this will suffice til then.  Right now, it's the time of the Original Trilogy cast once again - except in the style of retired Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy from SBSP!  Geriatric Galactic Fun!!

Nextdoor to the comic place is the sole surviving CD Warehouse in the entire DFW area, and got a used copy of En Vogue's Masterpiece Theater from 2000 - the followup to their awesome 1997 album EV3 (after lead singer Dawn Robinson left the group to go solo, leaving the other three ladies to continue EV - hence "EV3" - just like when the original 4-member Destiny's Child became "DC3").  I've only heard the single "Riddle" and the concept album that is Masterpiece Theater borrows melodies and hooks from famous classical music from Bach to Beethoven, lyrics added and made into modern tunes in the style of R&B and hip-hop.  OK then, we'll see how this sounds - once I get it ripped/sync'ed with my iPod for convenience.

And got a couple other things while out today at Dollar General - I didn't even know they still made Mello Yello!  WTF?!?







Friday, February 6, 2015

MY FAVORITE LOONEY TUNES CHARACTER

Too bad you never see anything of him in Warner Bros. merchandising.  Look at that little bug-eyed heathen go!


Because they're so rare around this neck of the woods, my reaction to huckleberries - fresh or jam:


#LooneyTunes

Friday, January 30, 2015

SWEDISH CHEF MOMENT: CUCUMBER/PEPPER/ONION KIMCHI

I lost the recipe for cucumber kimchi instead of the original napa cabbage version, so I just made up my own version as I went along.  Pretty much like Auntie Fee.  Or a history teacher from a Kentucky public school.  

I already had the kimchi base and fish sauce - sliced cucumber, tricolor small peppers, white onion, chopped garlic and will shake the container every day to thoroughly coat everything.  And then ya'll can have it for the Super Bowl party or something.  My reason for making it in the first place: "Because.".







Thursday, January 29, 2015

WELL, WELL, WELL.....

as much as I liked the reformed Fun Factory with all-new members, looks like the original group - Balja (Marie-Annette was just a "model" and lip-sync'ed in their first two albums' videos), Toni AKA Smooth T, Rod and Steve - has finally jumped on the 90's group reunion wagon.  

From what I've been told, this is just the beginning.  My pal Olaf Jeglitza AKA O-jay is reforming my favorite Eurodance group, Real McCoy.  Mr. President is allegedly reforming.  Maybe even Le Click/La Bouche with Kayo Shekoni in place of the late Melanie Thornton?  Who knows.  Eurodance was kicked off the radio in 1998, and is due for a comeback - because I ain't listening to no MFing radio otherwise.  I'll have my own music collection any day - which includes all incarnations of Fun Factory.

Welcome back, original Fun Factory!!  Now do some club appearances in the USA, don't be jackasses because you have tons of fans here too and not just in Germany and shitty Ukraine!

MMPR - THE MOVIE (1995): 20th ANNIVERSARY DVD (+ BLU-RAY?)

A month or so ago, I'd mentioned the MMPR Movie from 1995 was approaching its' 20th Anniversary and was hoping something cool would be released for the fans - IMO it was THE Summer film, which I immediately bought the CD soundtrack after the first time I'd seen it in the theater (of like 10+ times that entire year, I REALLY liked that early CGI Ninja Megazord!).

According to the Power Rangers wikia:

"The movie had come to DVD in 2003 by 20th Century Fox Entertainment. It has also aired a few times, fully restored with sharper picture and clearer sound, on ABC Family, which sparked rumors of the creation of a Special Edition DVD which is now planned by 20th Century Fox Entertainment."

Well, thank you 20th Century Fox Entertainment!

"Zords, Schmords.....I'll crush 'em like roaches."