EVERY 911 OPERATOR'S WORST NIGHTMARE

Self-admitted "crazy as hell" man calls up 911 for medical assistance, ruder than a muthafucka.  

Hearing this might make a potential 911 operator reconsider:

MY INSTAGRAM PAGE

I'm slow to evolve with the future and even though I signed up for Instagram long ago, I never started putting it to use until just this past week.  A few recently-added pics and more to come, now that I have it figured out.  

SCOTT'S INSTAGRAM PAGE(SCOTTSRECORDBIN)

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"So THIS is what became of that 90's drink called Orbitz!"

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ALL THESE BLACK FRIDAY 2015 FIGHTS AND NOT ONE TASER BRANDISHED!

Another reason I avoid Black Friday - what's the fun in all these people acting a damn fool over material things on sale and nobody getting zapped this year.  Ya'll are letting me down!

I've seen much better.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.......

and Happy Belated Halloween! 

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HITLER PLAYS "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 3"

I've never played the Five Nights At Freddy's "jump scare" games - but bless the actors from Downfall for giving Hitler and his minions the opportunity to try and navigate the haunted pizza joint.

THAT'S NOT HAIR MOUSSE!

If they run out of ideas for weird new creatures in Star Wars Episode 8, how about this one?

"I KNOW A PLACE WHERE THE GRASS IS REALLY GREENER"