ACCORDING TO MR. KRABS: *THIRTEEN* BAD WORDS YOU SHOULD NEVER USE (IF YOU'RE A SAILOR) LOL

It's nice to see Nickelodeon showing my #1 favorite SBSP character some love for the first time ever and finally releasing some merchandise of Mr. Krabs for once, and not just SBSP, Patrick and Gary the snail!

Krabs and Plankton are my favorites!

And Krabs' laugh is SUCH a ripoff of Popeye's famous laugh, obviously.

FORGET all the SB and Patrick stuff people have unnecessarily given me lots of for my B-day and Xmas over the years when my favorite characterall along has been Mr. Krabs, NOT the two main annoying-as-hell characters SB and Patrick - forget THEM!

I WANT!!!!

SEE?!?!?