"NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT not NOT THE FATHER!!"

FUNNIEST.  POST-DNA TANTRUM.  EVER.

Somebody call CPS!  This beastie ain't much stable after THIS Maury appearance.

MY question is how do these enormous hoes get laid more in a day than I have in nearly two decades combined?

And Maury: You's such a SIMP, it isn't funny!