I shit you not - this business has been around for months but the concept is too ridiculous not to mention. So more or less, it comes across as one of these shady "title loans" and "payday loans" businesses. And right now, weave, especially the real Brazilian and Asian hair "bundles", is more valuable than gold. Weave businesses get robbed and some of the owners have been shot and killed - most recently, a couple. Basically putting desperate vain "ladies" further in debt.
Now what if these bitches run behind on payments and can't afford to wear that other-woman's-hair mop on her top? Do they have some kinda "repo man" with a machete track them down and scalp them in public, or at their own front door? I wants to know!
No, this isn't a joke or satire, it's the real deal. And the ad has so many weave puns, it'll make you wanna scalp one of these "hair-hatted hooligans", as Tommy Sotomayor calls them.
1-844-WEAVELOANS
(WEBSITE)
Now what if these bitches run behind on payments and can't afford to wear that other-woman's-hair mop on her top? Do they have some kinda "repo man" with a machete track them down and scalp them in public, or at their own front door? I wants to know!
No, this isn't a joke or satire, it's the real deal. And the ad has so many weave puns, it'll make you wanna scalp one of these "hair-hatted hooligans", as Tommy Sotomayor calls them.
1-844-WEAVELOANS
(WEBSITE)
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