KEITH BEUKELAER: FROM UNTALENTED UGLY DUCKLING TO SWAN.

Or something like that.  TOTALLY unexpected performance from Keith "Like A Virgin" Beukelaer!

Worst singer on Earth?  I think Simon might recant that one, from American Idol season 2.

I can't bear to watch this old performance.  What an upgrade, good luck to him (not that I watch the show LOL)!