ENOUGH WITH THE BITCHING AND SERIOUS CRAP FOR THE LAST HOUR OF 2013 - SOME OFF-THE-WALL COMEDY YOU'D EXPECT FROM THIS BLOG!

BUT NOT BEFORE PLAYING "MAKE THAT MOVE" BY SHALAMAR AND DANCING DOWN THE SOUL TRAIN LINE WOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Absolutely THE most fucking BEYOND-hilarious intro for a 2013 music video!  A Mr. Ghetto sequel to his international (and infamous) hit New Orleans Bounce single "Wal-Mart", from 2012.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY 2014 AND A SAFE DRIVE HOME IF YOU'RE STILL OUT ON THE ROAD TONIGHT!

Remember, if you've gotten too fucked-up to drive home (LIKE THIS CRAZY BITCH IN THE VIDEO RIGHT ABOVE!)!, pull your ass over somewhere and call that free taxi "too fucking wasted to get back home SAFELY!!!" hotline.  Or just call Yellow Cab, and if they're participating in all that, give the good man/fat woman with 50 fucking stuffed aminals in her van-cab that SHE drives for the company a tip and get home in one piece (as well as everyone else out on the road when you are!). 

DRINKING/PARTYING + DRIVING + PHONE/TEXT = DON'T MIX - AND DON'T EVER DO IT!

OR I'LL KILL YOU, MY OWN DAMN SELF!