WELL THEN. **NOW** I THINK I'VE SEEN **EVERYTHING** THERE IS TO SEE. STOP THIS PLANET, I'M GETTING SICK AND WANT OFF.

I NEVER thought I'd ever actually live to witness a MOONWALKING crack prostitute!!

DID THAT NASTY BITCH SOIL HERSELF TOO?!?

I can't even post a photo to accompany this, I'm STILL in shock.  

And after studying the Jeffrey Dahmer true crime case from 1978-91 THOROUGHLY, front to back, back to front and all over the place - and traumatizing myself in the process, I said "not much could ever shock me NOW!".

WRONG.