"FEEL THE NEED, I HAVEN'T BEEN ME"

MASTER LUMINARA: THE CLONE WARS [HASBRO]

The Luminara figure from The Clone Wars line was issued only once, with the red/white cardback and wasn't reissued in the SOTDS or any following TCW lines.  I wasn't about to open my carded TCW Luminara, as rare as a carded mint condition is now, but found a loose complete one from an eBay seller well-known to the collecting community.  I like how the hilt is identical to the ignited light saber - like all the other Jedi, her light saber hilt is unique with the "diamond tip" at the end.  I don't care for how the sleeves are shaped but what can you do LOL

KARMA SLAPPED BACKWARDS THIS F*CKED-UP REDNECK INBRED WITH UNSTABLE ROAD RAGE *AND* HIS TRUCK

And just BARELY missed a beer truck in oncoming traffic.  

Damn.

MFer should have that drivers license he got from a box of Coco Puffs REVOKED!  For life.  Too dangerous and fucked-up to be out on the road, he could have killed several people.

And since he's white trash, he can always claim "affluenza" in that case.

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Some other hysterical things:

Mattress Scare + 
Lord Vader and his Storm Troopers in the Ukraine:

LIVE ARCADE GAMING - SHORT SESSION 3/2014

Recorded recently, I think I'd been awake for like three days when I played these 3ish games on the MAME arcade emulator.  One being this jacked-up foreign release of the original Donkey Kong.  Another being Pigout, one of my all-time favorites from 1991ish with the awesome tagline "Dine Like A Swine"!

"DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART, HONEYBUN!! WHAT ARR YA, A F*CKIN' LEZZIE?!?"

What I'm doing at 2:30 A.M. LOL

I think it's safe to start using the rest of my frozen rhubarb stash (about 3 Ziplock's left) because it should be back in season pretty soon.  Last year it was around April-May and stays in stores as late as August (at least here).  So I waste no time getting started chopping and freezing for holiday and especially personal use.  

Last year, Tom Thumb had gotten in two types - the standard size and some that were more than twice as big than any rhubarb I've ever seen - I wonder if they've been fucked with to MAKE them that way?!?

It's in the oven.

I don't know if I'm going to try growing it again this year because it takes another couple years until you can actually start harvesting.  I'm pretty sure that MFing squirrel out back dug up the ones I was growing last time, I'm going to ZAP that little bastard this year.  I used to think they were cute, not any mo!

If you have any rhubarb growing outside of your home property, tough shit, according to Rude Barb!

FUN FACTORY - 2 VERSIONS/1 VIDEO EXPERIMENT

I didn't think the video version of the "new" Fun Factory's single "Uh La La" was all that great, so I synced the video with a much better version (the entire video).  With this, starting from the beginning first verse/chorus is the version originally used on the video then switches over in the 2nd verse to the mix I synced the video to.  

With all new members in the reformed group, I don't think you're going to get off to a great start with the original video version.  Eurodance fans are pretty loyal so the new group with no original members will obviously get scrutiny.  NOW they just need to do a club tour in the USA for once dammit!  I thought they were great in that Live Energy show in Poland a while back.

BILL MAHER ON STAR WARS ORIGINAL CAST REUNION FOR EPISODE 7

SOUNDS LIKE A CONVERSATION WITH WINNIE THE POOH OR MICKEY MOUSE

This fly on the wall raw video is hysterical and the creep makes it so obvious he's playing clueless, even when it comes to his own age.  

"The internet and real life are two different things"   
-- Jeffrey Stacey

Oh, Chris Hanson was just round one to ol' Jeffrey's "longest. night. ever.".  LOL @ those two police officers, they're actually pretty cool with their southern accents.  

"Better behave, ah'right?"

The other three parts of Jeffrey's roller coaster arrest here!

A "LOST" MIX BUILDING BLOCK OF THREE: GINA G., MR. PRESIDENT + LE CLICK

Rounding up all my disorganized stuff into ONE folder, ran across this "building block" of mixing for a 2014 mix-show.  I work on these a bit at a time and then later "sew" them together depending on their common BPM.  Some of them I continuously save so I don't have to do all that and build on them whenever I get back on each one.  

Unintentionally the three cuts here all have something in common LOL!!

GINA G:  "HIGHER THAN LOVE"

MR. PRESIDENT:  "UP 'N' AWAY"

LE CLICK FEATURING KAYO:  "...AND WE FLY"

"YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME"

"NOTHING LESS."

As I call it "CHIC featuring Diana Ross"!

WARNING: THIS "A-" STUDENT ATHLETE COULD BE OPERATING ON YOU SOMEDAY. JUST SAYIN'.

ANOTHER MIX-SHOW BUILDING BLOCK: CLUBZONE + SELENA

Another "building block" to use in a future mixshow LOL

CLUBZONE:  "Hands Up"

SELENA:  "My Love (Don't Throw Away My Love)"

70's SUPERGROUP: THE FRIENDS OF DISTINCTION

YES!!!  AND THEIR COMPLETE CATALOG NEEDS TO BE REISSUED ON CD FOR THE FIRST TIME - YOU HEARING ME BIG BREAK RECORDS?  I ALREADY EMAILED YOU ONCE! LOL ;)  

Seriously.  

It's not like there's any current groups in which all four members are talented and lead singers!

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From my quadraphonic vinyl LP:

"BUT I WON'T CRY FOR YESTERDAY, THERE'S AN ORDINARY WORLD"

RANDOM VINTAGE KENNER STAR WARS PHOTOGRAPHY

Minus a thing or two, pretty much all my vintage Kenner so far.......

REPOST/BEST OF: 3rd PARTY MEGAMIX IN JABBA'S PALACE

A fun little project I'd made with a 3rd Party megamix featuring 3 of their singles plus two other album cuts, using footage from Jabba's Palace dance floor.  It needs a little work towards the end but otherwise was fun to DJ for the all-powerful and wise Jabba.

Liked the megamix?  Here's the MP3 download link.  You're welcome ;)

ANNOYING DRUNK DRIVER IDIOT UNDER ARREST AT STATION TALKS SH*T TO A FEMALE POLICE OFFICER (S. CAROLINA)

He NEEDS to STFU.  I think there's a reason I rarely do clubs and bars anymore!

She handled that hoodrat like a boss, though! LMAO!!

THIS woman behaved a little better!

RANDOM ORIGINAL CAST MMPR EPISODE/VHS TRANSFER: "PUTTY ON THE BRAIN"

I have a couple old VHS tapes with Gen-1 MMPR episodes from the original cast up to a few months after the 1995 MMPR Movie came out (when Amy Jo Johnson "Kimberly" left the show and was replaced by Australian blonde Katherine as the Pink Ranger - and the Yellow Ranger Aaisha was replaced by Tanya from Africa or something LOL).  This crazy sheeit made for some hysterical and campy after-work 420 entertainment.  Still is.

This episode stars the original MMPR cast, including Austin St. John AKA "Jason", who I'd met in person in 1995 (click here for older post on that).  Also, original Yellow Ranger "Trini" played by Thuy Trang - who'd most unnoticably was killed in an auto accident around the 9/11 events and was forgotten among the chaos in the media.  

MMPR
"PUTTY ON THE BRAIN" (2 parts)
Zedd's "monster of the day":  some Salamander/Iguana inbred.  Breathes fires.

DIGITIZED VHS TRANSFER

"I GOT BETTER WAYS TO GET THE JOB DONE BUT ALL YOU FEEL IS THREATENED"

THE FORCE UNLEASHED (PS2): STARKILLER VS. MASTER RAHM KOTA

Never heard of Rahm Kota until this game, maybe he was created just for The Force Unleashed.  Kota was a General in the Clone Wars and survived Order 66 because he had no Clones in his militia.  Which is why Vader sends his secret apprentice, Starkiller, to hunt down the remaining living Jedi in the galaxy, starting with Kota.

So you're not bored, I just edited out the last couple minutes of the battle and following cutscene. 

After that, you're sent to the Jedi Temple and eventually fight a Sith who resembles The Inquisitor, from the upcoming SW show Rebels.  I've already been sent after the second Jedi and will record that too.  The third to hunt down is Shaak Ti.

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NEW YEARS EVE 2014 INTRO MIX [Victoria Beckham/Lady Gaga/Jessica Simpson/Bunny Sigler/The Supremes by Scott's Record Bin on Mixcloud

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: "IT'S A MISERABLE LIFE"

SOME holiday specials are great year-round LOL

NES GAME: FRIDAY THE 13TH [1988 - LJN]

Five minutes of gameplay of this one from a trilogy of LJN terror - horrible games based on horror films.  Friday the 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, and Jaws: Revenge.  The only thing cool about it is the RPG gameplay in the cabin scenes, which was uncommon in NES games except for a couple like Goonies II.

And since when is Jason Voorhees PURPLE?

I TOTALLY BELIEVE SARA!

NOT!  

LMAO @ Maury's villainous laughs at Razor's little finale at the end.

LMAO X2 @ the producers have to type out these fucked-up babies' names in MFing PHONETICS!  Look at the results paper Maury's holding backstage!  

I hope Braidyn didn't sign no birth certificate or he's in 18 years worth of trouble (and depending on his state may still be responsible for child support, anyway).  And THAT'S fucked up, too.

I'LL BET HE WON'T DO *THAT* AGAIN!

Somebody should have warned him it's not wise to piss on the electrified fence.

STUFF FROM MY MIXCLOUD 3/25

FUN FACTORY: "UH LA LA (MY SUMMER LOVE)"/KUMBIA KINGS FEATURING PEE WEE: "SABES A CHOCOLATE by Scott's Record Bin on Mixcloud

DISCO HALF HOUR SHOW JUNE 03 2013 by Scott's Record Bin on Mixcloud

MENUDO: "SUMMER IN THE STREETS"/"WE HAVE A SONG" MEDLEY by Scott's Record Bin on Mixcloud

THE 90's/00's MIX: VOLUME 1 (MAY 3, 2013) by Scott's Record Bin on Mixcloud

MILLIE JACKSON BEHAVING HERSELF FOR A CHANGE

This is from her FIRST album, before LP's like Feelin' Bitchy LOL

"BELIEVE ME."

I recall Paul Stanley mentioned something about this single by Eurythmics was what he was listening to as he was writing songs for the 1985 KISS album Asylum.  I don't hear any resemblance, other than blaring guitars!

DON'T SKIP PAYING THE FARE WITH *THIS* BUS DRIVER!

Is it me or have bus drivers gotten more vicious in the past couple years? LOL  First the "uppercut bus driver" and this one.  Both of them involving the bus driver getting spat on - therefore, both ass-whoopings were deserved.  OK, that's just gross and I'd fuck you up too AND give you the shock of your life - I had the flu for two months a couple years ago and I ain't dealing with THAT BS again!  

I actually liked riding the Lynx bus in Orlando to and from the Disney hotels since I got to know employees from other parts of the resort on that route, and the occasional crackhead, so I wasn't bored.  

YODA'S ORDER 66 VISION [THE CLONE WARS SEASON 6]

One of the weird scenes from season 6, wasn't expecting to see (kinda) Order 66 in CGI form.

"I DON'T NEED THIS BS - I WON'T PUT UP WITH IT ANY LONGER"

SALACIOUS.

in more ways than one.

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mix update 3/24