1: Betty Who. Everyone loved Spencer's chivalry with his flash mob proposal to Dustin featuring "Somebody Loves You" by Betty Who. Now I'm sick of hearing the chorus blaring from every corner now that her new album is out, obviously popularized by the Home Depot incident.
2: That Asian fitness guy from the YouTube advertisements. You know who I'm talking about - the buff Chinese guy sitting and stuffing his face. With his mouth full, disgustingly informing you how you can have a body like his and eat everything and anything you want. Didn't his mother teach him any manners? You can be as buff as you want, it doesn't change the fact I can't understand a fucking word you say when your mouth is full to begin with and you're STILL shoveling food in while trying to talk.
3: That Geico pig. What an annoying little bastard. Somebody should tell him to run through the yard of a Southern black family and let's watch him trying to escape!
2: That Asian fitness guy from the YouTube advertisements. You know who I'm talking about - the buff Chinese guy sitting and stuffing his face. With his mouth full, disgustingly informing you how you can have a body like his and eat everything and anything you want. Didn't his mother teach him any manners? You can be as buff as you want, it doesn't change the fact I can't understand a fucking word you say when your mouth is full to begin with and you're STILL shoveling food in while trying to talk.
3: That Geico pig. What an annoying little bastard. Somebody should tell him to run through the yard of a Southern black family and let's watch him trying to escape!
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