"DESPITE OF GOOD INTENTIONS, IT'S EASY TO GET BURNED"

THE CLONE WARS EPISODE FLASHBACK: SEASON 3/EPISODE 01 - "CLONE CADETS"

Master Shaak Ti's first appearance!

THE CLONE WARS

SEASON 3 - EPISODE 01

"CLONE CADETS"

PSYCHO-TOURISM: DEAN CORLL (HOUSTON, TX)

I think that's a bit much.  Besides, if you were to buy the Corll candy factory property, I'd have it excavated.  Not that you could prosecute Corll who's been dead since 1973, but would definitely return home a few more "missing" young men and boys from the late 60's-early 70's.

NES GAME: CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS [1990 CAPCOM]

I never played the kinda-rare sequel (but prolly have the rom to play on emulator) - the original Rescue Rangers game for NES plays a lot like Capcom's Ducktales and Disney's The Little Mermaid, with the typical 5-hit-to-defeat boss battles.  

WOULD BABY JANE HUDSON HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES?

NY senior citizen's B-Day cake turns out to be Baby Jane Hudson's recipe.  NOT an urban legend LOL!!

JANET BEFORE "CONTROL"

As much as Miss Jackson If You're Nasty has tried to sweep them under the rug, she had two LP's before her breakthrough Control album.  She never performed anything live from those two until just recently, shouting them out to "her diehard fans".  I don't know if I'm a "diehard" but I do have all but a couple of her 2000's CD's and would rather hear something from her 1982 debut than something more recent.

*RAISES HAND* I KNOW WHY BLACK MEN WON'T STAY WITH BLACK WOMEN

First, this report from The Young Turks:

Now.

There's a REASON why black men won't stay with these black women (or any woman in general) that he gets involved with.  You'd feel pretty duped too if you THOUGHT you were with a woman, who turns out to be a bitter, dickless excuse for a man.  If they're straight men, why the hell would he want to be with somebody with a nasty, man-acting attitude.  Not just black women, but women overall.  You have these women going around hollering out "SUCK MY DICK!" (to which I reply "BITCH, YOU AIN'T GOT ONE!"), but you never hear men hollering out a command involving female genitilia they don't have!

Not saying that accounts for all women.  Just a good 75%.  And if those black men runs off from a woman to be with a man, what else can I say but "Why be with a gender-confused beastie when you can have the real thing?".  

Unless we're talking about an older diva like Diana Ross or Lena Horne, or even Posh Spice, a woman who knows how to conduct herself like a lady, the word "lady" doesn't apply anymore.  

Need I say more?

Where I'm from, when the white bitches are bitter at her ex-husband and he hits the door, the first thing she does is actively seeks out a male pedophile to do what she can't do to the kids as "revenge" - especially if it's little boys involved.  But Kentuckian women aren't known for being stable, at all, in the first place.  If anything, known for being frumpy, the easiest pieces of ass on the planet/pedo accomplices, and dickless excuses for men.  Who expects grandkids.......

Don't think the men are off the hook, I've got plenty of curse-outs for you too.  Just for another day.   

SLEEP AID? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

OH GOOD LORD, THOSE TWO HILLBILLIES ARE BACK.

Whoever made internet available to hillbilly country needs to be taken out and shot.  They act like they ain't ever seen PEOPLE before, outside of their own family.  

NAMCO RACING WITH JR. PAC-MAN (CLASSIC CUP/PAC-MAN WORLD RALLY)

Had to race this one again - with the Galaga/Galaxian, Katamari and Pac-Man tabletop arcade courses.  Pooka and Fygar from Dig Dug have been unlocked as new racers since I last played.

REMEDIAL COOKING FOR THE COLLEGE FRESHMAN

Presented by a fat ol' coot in a tie who appears to not be wearing any pants.  At least it looks that way!

Goes to show how narcissistic the parents are today to be sending their kids off to college without any basic cooking skills under their belt, and expect somebody else to teach it to them.  I know grown-ass men in their 50's who acts like Pop Tarts is a fucking challenge!

These recipes by Steven Reed of "Weber Cooks" is what I like to call "I'm too fucked up to cook anything decent" recipes.  Or "Stoner Cuisine".  

Actually I screamed when he put the jar in the microwave, thinking it would explode - I'd never microwaved a glass jar before, so even this guy taught me something new.  

CAROL DOUGLAS: ORIGINAL QUEEN OF DISCO STILL ROCKING IT IN 1983

Girl, that headband is distracting!

LOL I hated seeing Carol on People's Court, suing Sharon Brown ("I Specialize In Love"), another disco singer.

UNPAINTED 1985 POTF AMANAMAN

I think I'd swiped these from an old eBay sale LOL - shows how detailed the Amanaman figure looks before the finished product is painted and carded.  Amanaman dismembered and dissected.

BILL MAHER: AMERICA'S SLOB CULTURE

PAULA ZAHN - ON THE CASE IN TX: LAST STOP MURDER

I remember seeing some news reports about this, the guy fled to Mexico.

I THOUGHT COCKFIGHTING WAS ILLEGAL?!

Apparently not on Jerry Springer's show.  LOL @ the one in green sounds like a rooster drill sergeant.  If any of those three wandered through my yard, they'd most definitely get scalped!  It's not 1981 anymore.

MEANWHILE ON CORUSCANT.......

Never a dull moment playing both sides of the Clone Wars.

WHO THE HELL INVITED ALL *THESE* FREAKS?!?

I had this one on 8-track! 

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THIS PSYCHO FROM SOMEWHERE, JUST A DIFFERENT SHOW

The guy Jeremy, who appeared on the Steve Wilkos Show today - I would recognize that crosseyed psycho anywhere - he's the guy from Maury a few years ago, in a dispute over kids, and claimed "I have more power than you!".  Bitch, you ain't no Sith Lord, sit down.  

His psycho debut on Maury from 2009.  This MFer doesn't need kids around him, never did.  And he has more power than you.  *wiggles fingers*  

MAURY POVICH GUESTS MAKES IT ALL TOO EASY TO MESS WITH EM

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I'D SAY YOU'D HAVE TO BE ON ACID TO ENJOY *ANY* OF THESE SHOWS

INCLUDING Howdy Doody.

G4's ICONS: MEGA MAN

It's a known fact Q*Bert is my first love, but as for side-scrolling series, Mega Man was and still is my favorite, in all its' incarnations (wasn't crazy about Mega Man Legends).  Super Mario was great, but Mega Man was a totally different league because you got to choose in which order stage you wanted to play, defeat the Dr. Wily robot and obtain its power or weapon.  Each Wily robot had a weakness, like Elecman takes the most damage from Cutman's blade.  Plus I followed the Mega Man X series too.

Just now found this and watching it:

THE VIDEO GAME CRASH OF 1983/84

I blame THIS game (yeah, that's MY cartridge! LOL)

MISSION TO MUSTAFAR SKETCHES

These two can be found in this book @ Amazon.  

Viceroy, the war is over - don't lose your head over it!  

It didn't look that cool in the movie, Anakin pretty much flown through the room.  Once I have the couple other Separatist leaders I need, Ima have a field day with this diorama!

Artoo, stay with the ship.  BRB.

OH, MASTERS LUMINARA AND SHAAK TI, YOU LOOK BORED HANGING ON THOSE PEGS @ MTC. I'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD HOME.......

Looks like the original owner bagged Master Luminara and Shaak Ti and forgotten which light saber belongs to whom.  I'm positive that's the Episode III Luminara but there's at least 2-3 Shaak Ti's I DON'T have but also looks like the Episode III version of her as well.  I'm going to assume this because MTC had gotten in several loose figures from that line and had them out on the pegs all at once.  

As great as the new Black Series Luminara is, this one is still my favorite because they got the right skin color.  The only problem is her costume here is pretty much a skirt and disregarding the layers of black cloth on her upper-half.  The closest likeness to Mary Oyaya wins - anyone with the guts to do philanthropist work in Nigeria is a real-life Jedi in my book - just minus the brawls with the Trade Federation LOL

WAL-MARTIAN FASHION

LOL I want the shirt on the right except on the back would say "depending on the subject".  Some topics are best NOT discussed.

DIG DUG II: TROUBLE IN PARADISE [NES GAME 1989]

This one is obscure compared to the original Dig Dug and the gameplay is much different (aside from blowing up Pooka and Fygar until they explode LOL).  I don't remember even seeing this one in the rental stores, but this came out when NES was winding down and preparing for Super NES.  A lot of those last NES games that came out towards the very end goes for a pretty penny nowadays, but this one only cost a penny plus shipping thanks to Amazon.  

The original arcade of Dig Dug II came out in 1985.

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.

CHOOSE YOUR TORTURER: EV-9D9/8D8 OR *THIS* GUY.......

I'll take 9D9.

"GIVE IT EVERYTHING - CAUSE WHAT YOU GIVE YOU GET SOME, GIVE IT EVERYTHING"

LOL PAPAW GOES HAM ON E.B.T.

I think he's referring to this ratchet video.....

ON LIKE MY 4TH OR 5TH DAY IN A ROW, AWAKE AND ZERO SLEEP AND NOT BY CHOICE! I'VE LOST TRACK LOL

Just when I think I'm tired and finally ready to go to bed, it turns out I'm so exhausted I CAN'T get to SLEEP (yeah, that's possible unfortunately).  

But I'm FINALLY getting there - trying to keep myself up another hour or so max so I can get a couple things on my list done first .  I'm needing something with a fast BPM and I'm here moving in my chair to the new Fun Factory, rolling my head round like that "Sittin' on a TOILET!" big gull and my eyes halfway rolled back, half awake/half asleep already.  Looking like dead bitch walking.,  

Minnie's been driving me NUTS because I haven't been nappying along with her .  Ever since she was a baby, her claimed spot is a pillow right beside me, where we share a cover and pillow and sometimes I'll wake up with her taking up 80%+ of MY side of the pillow.  She's lucky she's my little bowling ball, she gets away with it because she's the baby of "the family"!  WORSE than Nermal!

In the last hour, I have my NES up and going and may start a tutorial of Kid Niki by Data East.

"NOW LOOKING BACK AT ALL WE PLANNED, WE LET SO MANY DREAMS JUST SLIP THROUGH OUR HANDS"

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THE CLONE WARS EPISODE FLASHBACK: SEASON 1/EPISODE 11 - "DOOKU CAPTURED"

I haven't seen anything from the first season of The Clone Wars in like, forever.  I guess I got a little burned out rewatching the older ones until the newer seasons came out on DVD/blu-ray.

THE CLONE WARS

SEASON 1 - EPISODE 11

"DOOKU CAPTURED"

"MAKE UP YOUR MIND, AND GIVE ME AN ANSWER"

SSMYOB SAMANTHA FOX 2-in-1 Megamix (2012)

"BITCH, DON'T **NEVER** TOUCH ME, HOE, I'M NOT PLAYIN' WITCHU!" LOL

And goes right on with his business at the register! LOL!!!

Tommy's hysterical reaction:

"Broke-ass hoe" LOL

"UNCLE FLAPJACK" FROM AN OLDER STEVE WILKOS SHOW EPISODE

Tweedle-Dumb is just a police dispatcher - which I'd actually considered applying for after talking to a police officer who'd hang out on the 3rd shirt restaurant I was at in Grand Prairie a few years ago.  BUT I done the wisest thing and declined because I'd just be WAY too distracted up in there.

T-Dumb gives the parents of two young boys the vague impression/lie that he IS a police officer, which somehow earned the truth of mom and dad.  Uh. I can tell you firsthand - where are you from, a small town?  "Uncle Flapjack" is obese and out of shape and has a taste for little boys (even though they're normally openly and publicly anti-gay, for whatever the fuck reason, as if kiddy diddling doesn't involve two consenting adults) and could easily qualify for a police officer job in a small town, like one I'm familiar with.  

And some of them stalk teen boys as part of their payroll there, too - been there, done that - and that was one UG-LEE "I'm ABOVE the law!" muthafucka, I could easily outrun that ol' weeble-wobble with an undeserved badge, but thankfully it never came to that because I wouldn't want to be sued over his collapsing like a bomb and having a heart attack like just only 15 seconds into the chase.

Needless to say, "Uncle Flapjack" better keep that nickname the two boys called him to his own self before he goes to the slammer for, what, two days?  A name like "Uncle Flapjack" will only attract stares in the shower room.  

LOL J/K, pedo's are put into protective custody, for whatever fuck reason, in most states.  It's like the guv'mint and American's in general is about as passionate about protecting their entitled pedo's as dykes are passionate about saving the fucking WHALES!!

The episode is called "You Disgust Me" and the entire thing can be found on YouTube, AT your own risk! 

ANOTHER SET OF THREE FLASHBACK 90's MUSIC VIDEOS FROM MY COLLECTION: OASIS, THE PARTY + REAL McCOY

Just finished encoding the Oasis video and instead of sewing the videos together like I usually do, all three 90's videos are separate this time......  

"IT MAY BE WINTER OUTSIDE BUT IN MY HEART IT'S SPRING"

Not to be confused with Love Unlimited ORCHESTRA.

Same organization under Barry White, though! LOL

THROWBACK THURSDAY: BABY ATHENA STEALING PIZZA (2000)