Tweedle-Dumb is just a police dispatcher - which I'd actually considered applying for after talking to a police officer who'd hang out on the 3rd shirt restaurant I was at in Grand Prairie a few years ago. BUT I done the wisest thing and declined because I'd just be WAY too distracted up in there.
T-Dumb gives the parents of two young boys the vague impression/lie that he IS a police officer, which somehow earned the truth of mom and dad. Uh. I can tell you firsthand - where are you from, a small town? "Uncle Flapjack" is obese and out of shape and has a taste for little boys (even though they're normally openly and publicly anti-gay, for whatever the fuck reason, as if kiddy diddling doesn't involve two consenting adults) and could easily qualify for a police officer job in a small town, like one I'm familiar with.
And some of them stalk teen boys as part of their payroll there, too - been there, done that - and that was one UG-LEE "I'm ABOVE the law!" muthafucka, I could easily outrun that ol' weeble-wobble with an undeserved badge, but thankfully it never came to that because I wouldn't want to be sued over his collapsing like a bomb and having a heart attack like just only 15 seconds into the chase.
Needless to say, "Uncle Flapjack" better keep that nickname the two boys called him to his own self before he goes to the slammer for, what, two days? A name like "Uncle Flapjack" will only attract stares in the shower room.
LOL J/K, pedo's are put into protective custody, for whatever fuck reason, in most states. It's like the guv'mint and American's in general is about as passionate about protecting their entitled pedo's as dykes are passionate about saving the fucking WHALES!!
The episode is called "You Disgust Me" and the entire thing can be found on YouTube, AT your own risk!
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