I don't pay attention to Mongrel, I mean, Miley Cyrus, but it's difficult to avoid the female dog with her tongue wagging out on the front page of every website and magazine, and her Baby Spice wannabe hairdo. I'm waiting for a bug or wasp to just fly into Mongrel's mouth while doing her bad Gene Simmons impersonation one of these days and maybe she'll take that as a sign that looking like a slobbering drunk ain't that attractive.
We should have castrated Billy Ray back when "Achey Breaky" wouldn't STFU. With his stupid rat tail hairdo as ridiculous as his daughter's. I knew he wouldn't go away that easily, hillbillies never do - and now he's done multiplied. In the words of Viceroy Gunray "This is getting out of hand! Now there are TWO of them!!"
Lady Mongrel needs to take a page from Chasen, Deedee, Albert and Damon from The Party. They're Disney alumni too, and they're all well into their late 30's if not early 40's, still keep it classy while having a fun time (and still as much energy as when they were Mongrel's age).
STOP IT!!
We should have castrated Billy Ray back when "Achey Breaky" wouldn't STFU. With his stupid rat tail hairdo as ridiculous as his daughter's. I knew he wouldn't go away that easily, hillbillies never do - and now he's done multiplied. In the words of Viceroy Gunray "This is getting out of hand! Now there are TWO of them!!"
Lady Mongrel needs to take a page from Chasen, Deedee, Albert and Damon from The Party. They're Disney alumni too, and they're all well into their late 30's if not early 40's, still keep it classy while having a fun time (and still as much energy as when they were Mongrel's age).
STOP IT!!
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