Thursday, April 30, 2015

GAMEPLAY: DOUBLE DRAGON for GAMEBOY [1990]

.......and I suck at it!  The NES port was a lot easier - the Gameboy version moves too slowly for me.  Even though most of of the handheld version looks about 80% identical to the NES version, aside from one being in color and the other in black and white.

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"KEEP THEM CONTAINED - I WANT THEM ALIVE."

R.I.P. Inquisitor #1, we barely knew ye!

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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

KODAK MOMENT OF 2015!

If this family didn't have any home videos for future memories, they sho nuff got one now!

LOL @ Mama appearing from outta nowhere!


Tuesday, April 28, 2015

FILONI: "ORIGINALLY, BARRISS WAS GONNA BLOW UP IN REPUBLIC PRISON"

I'd watched the Dave Filoni The Clone Wars Q&A along with animatics of scenes from season 7 of the unmade season, and one of the audience questions was "What became of Barriss?".

Filoni answered that originally those same micro-droids were supposed to be turned loose once again at the end of whatever episode, blowing up the prison, Barriss and everyone with it just like her method of blowing up part of the Jedi Temple in season 5.  

Ain't THAT some sheeit?

But he said he decided not to go with that and hinted she might be used in a Rebels story sometime.  YEAH, like Ahsoka VS. Barriss!  It looks like she might be one of the two new Sith Inquisitor's.  They should have Barriss pursuing Ahsoka as much as Inquisitor was playing cat and mouse with Kanan and Ezra in season 1 of Rebels


Sunday, April 26, 2015

TEENAGE BOY FILMS HIS MOTHER AND GIRLFRIEND FIGHTING PLUS HIMSELF CLOWNING WITH A SELFIE STICK

I'm sure MOST guys would love to see their girl get into a knock-down drag-out fight with their mother at SOME point in their relationship and I haven't stopped laughing at this kid clowning his mom and girlfriend with a selfie stick.  

Certifiably heathen behavior, there.  And it was fucking hysterical!

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"I'M AFRAID OF THE TRUTH - I'M SORRY, I FORGIVE YOU ZEEBO"

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Thursday, April 23, 2015

COCO THE CLOWN WORKS WITH THE 5-0 TO PICK UP SOME UGLY PROSKITKUTES

I don't know which one is scarier: the unkempt crackheads selling their goods, or the fact these "ladies" would climb into a clown car!  Haven't these bitches seen Tim Curry in Stephen King's "IT"?!?

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

#KYLIEJENNERCHALLENGE

EXACTLY what you silly heifers are looking like!

#HoesTheseDays

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

I REACT TO "HITLER REACTS TO 'STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS' TRAILER"

I'd uploaded this to YouTube about a month ago and forgotten to post it here - I react to the "Hitler Reacts" video of 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'".  Like Scherrie Payne of The Supremes said about what she's recorded, I don't watch myself on video after filming so I've never watched my own video of my reaction! LOL!!

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Monday, April 6, 2015

THE "NEW" MASTER LUMINARA STAR WARS "CANON"


"By the end of the war, Unduli served alongside Yoda, Republic forces, and Wookiee warriors during a battle on the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk. During the battle, Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine issued Order 66, a command ordering all clone troopers to kill their Jedi commanders. Unduli evaded the fate that many of her fellow Jedi had, however she was taken into custody by the Empire. The Jedi Order was destroyed, and Palpatine declared himself Emperor and transformed the Republic into the Galactic Empire. After a short time in the prison known as the Spire on Stygeon Prime, she was executed in her cell in the presence of the Inquisitor, who then held her remains for future purposes of the Empire.

After her death, rumors began to spread that Unduli had survived the Clone Wars and was still alive, with those rumors existing as late as fourteen years after the war ended. In reality, the Empire used Unduli's remains to lure Jedi survivors into traps so they could be killed. One such trap was laid by the Inquisitor fourteen years after the war, with Unduli's remains still held in the Spire. In an attempt to trick Jedi survivor Kanan Jarrus and the rebel crew of the Ghost into a trap, former Imperial Senator Gall Trayvis, a secret operative of the Empire, 'hacked' a HoloNet News transmission to proclaim that Unduli was being held in the Stygeon system. Jarrus and the crew determined that they would mount a rescue mission to save Unduli. Jarrus, who remembered Unduli as a compassionate and capable Jedi, especially wanted to find her as he believed she would be a better teacher for his apprentice, Ezra Bridger, than he had been.

The rebels infiltrated the Spire, with Jarrus and Bridger leading the search for the Jedi Master. They found the cell she appeared to be held in, where they saw a physical manifestation of her. Jarrus could sense her presence, but something about it felt wrong. Her physical manifestation (in reality a hologram) soon disappeared into a case on the wall, which contained Unduli's desiccating remains. It was at that moment that the Inquisitor revealed himself and attempted to kill the two Jedi, but the rebels were able to escape. The experience nonetheless helped teach Jarrus that he could train Bridger himself. Having survived the Inquisitor's trap, Jarrus resolved to spread the word that Luminara was dead and news of her imprisonment was being used as bait for exiled Jedi."

Whatev.

Sunday, April 5, 2015