Tuesday, September 30, 2014

"LOVE IS FOREVER AND THAT'S ALL YOUR LIFE - LOVE IS HEAVEN SENT - IT'S GLAMOROUS"

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HALLOWEEN DECORATING COLLABORATION

Since I haven't even touched my Halloween stuff yet, a new friend just as crazy about the holiday and I will begin decorating at his place tomorrow and I have plenty of unused stuff from previous years to contribute.  Should be fun, I wasn't planning on anything because I didn't see any point in it anymore here in DFW.

Thanks JP!



MIX-SHOW REWIND: 80's DANCE HALF-HOUR SHOW (from MAY 24, 2013)

An older mix featuring Wham!, Prince, Vanity, La Toya Jackson and more, half-hour mixshow:

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Monday, September 29, 2014

MAURY POVICH: ENORMOUS GIRL BRITANNIKA (HEH) STALKS SCOTTY FOR UNWARRANTED CHILD SUPPORT

Brittanika and that loose encyclop*ssy of hers.

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REWIND OF RETURN OF THE YOUTUBE TWILIGHT ZONE: DECEMBER 01, 2013

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**BEST OF REPOST** 8D8's BAD DAY OUT

After a long day of torturing disobedient droids, 8D8 leaves Jabba's Palace and takes the long walk to 7-11 for a Red Bull, Mountain Dew and a pack of Skittles.  But not before having to pass through Amanaman's ghetto, the Overgrown Chameleon's Playground - inhabited by at least one chameleon lizard and the most ruthless creature, Amanaman.  

Apparently a torture droid can't walk to the store anymore without getting the brakes beaten off him.




















Sunday, September 28, 2014

AFTERNOON ARCADE GAMING: PIGS EVADING CAPTURE + WOODPECKER BALLOON JOUSTING

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Pigout + Balloon Fight!

LESSON ULTIMATELY LEARNED IN TRYING TO BEFRIEND D/FW FOR YEARS

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"Over it.  AND them.  It's not like I didn't try, many times.  NEXT!"

FIRST *OFFICIAL* DATE

Last night went on my first official date since 2005ish with a friend I'd reconnected with and hadn't seen since around a party I'd thrown for Tgiving 2002 - thanks for introducing me to A Taste Of Asia in west Fort Worth!  

I played it safe and tried their fresh asparagus sushi and probably the first time I ever tried asparagus uncooked.  





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(September 28)

THE COVER GIRLS: "PROMISE ME" [1987 - FULL LP VERSION]

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The only significance I have with this song is after my first professional hypnotism session, eyes all dilated and in a daze, found myself parked in a Cracker Barrel parking lot and this song was playing.  And I had this look on my face in the selfie that moment.

And then I say "WTF is going ON?!?!?"




REPOST:- RE: DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS @ CRIME INC./CRIME FRIENDS (FACEBOOK): THE BEST-EVER EPISODE OF "COLD JUSTICE!!!" + CORLL/HENLEY/BROOKS FILM

(1/08/14) "BEST OF" REPOST.......

I KNOW I'M A MESS!!  Tell me something I don't know ;)

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DEDICATED TO ALL MY FRIENDS @ CRIME INC. AND CRIME FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK!!

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THE BEST-EVER EPISODE 
OF COLD JUSTICE
EDITED WITH MUCH ENTHUSIASM BY SSMYOB 2013


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You guys @ CI/CF knows a crazy bitch like me doesn't give a fuck and loves playing with fire!  It wouldn't be a first time, I'm a professional @ THAT!



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STILL waiting on THIS soon-to-be true crime classic bio-film (In A Madman's World by Josh Vargas)!  NOW allegedly due before mid-2014.  We'll see.  Been waiting a year or two already! LOL

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WELCOME TO **MY** WORLD!!


"WHO THE HELL ARE ALL THESE CREEPERS IN MY ROOM?!?"

NEW STAR WARS REBELS SNEAK PEEK




Wednesday, September 24, 2014

THE VINTAGE COLLECTION: DARTH VADER [#VC93]

Other than it looks great as well as the articulation is nice, this is apparently a Vader in which the helmet doesn't come apart - at least it hasn't on me just yet.  It took me forever to actually pop the heads off LOL of the TVC Barriss and Sidious figures to remove the hoodie, so who knows if it's a single one-piece head/Vader helmet or not.  

Vader posing with his Force-choke in action:

DARTH VADER - VC93







Monday, September 22, 2014

Sunday, September 21, 2014

ANOTHER ARCADE BOOTLEG: "MONKEY DONKEY"?? FOREIGN DONKEY KONG LOL [1981]

And it's a real jackass of a bootleg, with acid trip colors, a psychotic-looking Donkey Kong, loose jumping controls and creepy music.  

Donkey Kong has never been so lame: "How high can you try?".  The American version, which I prefer, says "How high can you get?".  

I have no idea, let's see.....

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WHITE AS A GHOST

Looks can be deceiving ;)


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Saturday, September 20, 2014

**NEW SSMYOB MIXING BLOCK** [INCL. DONNA SUMMER, IMAJIN, RIHANNA + FUN FACTORY]

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*"BEST OF" REPOST:** THE RAW PREDATORS TRILOGY PLUS [1-HOUR SHOW]: "HUNTING and *NOT* ESCAPING" - VOLUME 1

*"BEST OF" REPOST:**

Originally I was going to do four of the Raw Predators compilations of raw police internet predator sting videos (a more "real" and unpolished version of Dateline's To Catch A Predator), and each one approx 10 minutes.  I had what I began of the fourth compilation of videos, searched out a few more recent raw videos from city/county police, included the original three volumes with lots more extra footage and rounded it out to just a few seconds away from a 60 minute show, with no commercial interruptions!!  ;) LOL  

I've already posted The Raw Predators Trilogy Plus on Putlocker, which can be streamed now (free) or you can choose to download it and watch it on your own time.  Because the single 60 minute file was too big to post by itself here, I had to split it in half, so there's Parts 1 and 2 below.  

Make yourself some popcorn - you're about to hear MORE grown men screaming within the next hour than ALL the females screaming in every F13 film COMBINED!

Hell no, I'm not 100% doing this to be mean or kick them when these men (and a handful of women, even in these stings) are down.  First of all, it's kinda impossible to make something that's about as low as scum as you can get to feel any lower than they were as a person to begin with.  

If anything, I'm keeping the message out there that the Dateline show MIGHT have gotten cancelled by a pedophile accomplice sister of a certain Texas D.A. who on-camera committed suicide when about to be busted for making arrangements with an alleged boy around 13ish, but the creepers and threat to kids and teens is still very real, more brazen and stalking around even more than before, now that they're at a lesser risk of being made to take a seat by Mr. Chris Haaansen.  

Just like Michael Myers......."LAURIE, YOU CAN'T KILL THE BOOGEYMAN!!"

Remove five, soon replaced by fifteen more of them.  Worse than a fucking 80's video game!

Anyway, I've been wired and awake since Thursday morning, will definitely get a decent sleep tonight - will likely be up til about 9 I hope, and just coasting on lightheadedness, coffee/caffeine, 420 and nicotine, with my healthy fuckin' lifestyle and all that LMAO -  for the rest of the day until then.  The more tired I am, the more random, infrequent posts I've been doing all weekend! LOL  I meant to go over to Entertainmart over in Arlington yesterday, for the first time in maybe 2 years - and they've just recently tripled in size, looks like they got more stuff, like electronics now too instead of just the media (CD, DVD, games).  So I might swing that way soon before I get TOO damn tired.  By the time I get there, I'll be as fucking intelligible and easy to understand as Ozzy Osbourne!

"Pay that white bitch over there no mind, he's been up for going on three days, like a ditzy-ass.  I'd say he's FORGOTTEN how to go to sleep, but it's probably just because he don't givva fuck and he'll get to sleep whenever he GETS to sleep."

Anyone got a effing TRANQ?!?!?

RAW PREDATORS TRILOGY PLUS:
Hunting and NOT Escaping, Vol. 1 
PRODUCED/COMPILED BY SCOTT AKA SSMYOB

(PART 1 of 2)


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(PART 2 of 2)

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DON'T LAUGH TOO DAMN HARD IF YOU MADE THAT POPCORN I MENTIONED EARLIER!

WHIIIIILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT TONIGHT.......


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"YOU'VE GOT THE KEY - MY PRIVATE NUMBER - EXCLUSIVELY"


I believe The Jets also had some promotional phone number simultaneously out with the single.

A different mix than the LP/single version in this video, too!

MOST AMUSING STEVE WILKOS SHOW EPISODE: "SHOCKING RESULTS"

Nicole!

If you're going to be throwing a tantrum and running backstage 100X over who you DON'T want to be the father of your baby (of three possibilities) - then why is you rolling around with them in the sack?  

Ignunt bish, you ain't make no SENSE!  Is you from one of those sick-ass, half-inbred small towns where everyone knows everybody, everyone fucks everybody, too?

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