Tuesday, December 8, 2015

MY INSTAGRAM PAGE

I'm slow to evolve with the future and even though I signed up for Instagram long ago, I never started putting it to use until just this past week.  A few recently-added pics and more to come, now that I have it figured out.  

SCOTT'S INSTAGRAM PAGE(SCOTTSRECORDBIN)

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"So THIS is what became of that 90's drink called Orbitz!"


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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

ALL THESE BLACK FRIDAY 2015 FIGHTS AND NOT ONE TASER BRANDISHED!

Another reason I avoid Black Friday - what's the fun in all these people acting a damn fool over material things on sale and nobody getting zapped this year.  Ya'll are letting me down!




I've seen much better.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

HITLER PLAYS "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 3"

I've never played the Five Nights At Freddy's "jump scare" games - but bless the actors from Downfall for giving Hitler and his minions the opportunity to try and navigate the haunted pizza joint.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Monday, September 28, 2015

HALLOWEEN WHOPPER @ BURGER KING

Hadn't eaten yet today so I gone to get a piece of burger at Burger King, because I'd heard of the limited edition "Halloween Whopper".  As you can see, the same ingredients except for the buns which I assume were colored with squid ink or something like that.  And the wrapper in the design of a mummy - but not like the Master Luminara mummy as seen on Star Wars Rebels.  There's absolutely no difference in taste other than me asking for extra pickles as always.  

This has been done before in Japan I think, to promote Star Wars Episode III and represent Darth Vader's color.  Maybe they'll be replaced with red and green buns this Xmas?




Thursday, September 10, 2015

"GOD DAAAAAANG THAT BITCH CAN RUN!"

Another night at the trailer park: bloody-faced and threatening assault with a big black dildo LOL

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Friday, September 4, 2015

WHAT DOES "E-Y-E-S" SPELL?

I apologize for my absence for quite a while and hope to be posting on the regular once again very soon.  Until then, I had to share something my friend Fredrick shared with me - people having a tough time figuring out what "E-Y-E-S" spells, among other things.  Their teachers failed them big time.

"THE 'E' IS SILENT - YES!!"


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"STOP this MFing planet, I want the fuck off N-O-W!"

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

"I AIN'T MR. RIGHT"

"Had some bad love - some fastlove is all that I've got on my mind"

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Saturday, July 18, 2015

90's TV FLASHBACK: JERRY SPRINGER GUEST KEEPS LOSING HER TEETH ONSTAGE

I literally spit out my coffee - the hillbilly woman won't STFU and her teeth keeps flying out her mouth LOL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY OYAYA AKA MASTER LUMINARA!!

Happy Birthday to Mary Oyaya AKA Luminara - everyone's favorite Mirialian Jedi Master WOOO!!!



#TeamMirial

Friday, July 17, 2015

"THE FORCE AWAKENS" POSTER SIGHTING @ MOVIE TAVERN

Seen the cute Minions movie tonight at the Movie Tavern in Arlington, TX and outside of that room was the poster for The Force Awakens!


It looks EXCITING!!

Thursday, July 16, 2015

R.I.P. INQUISITOR #1

Surprised the original Inquisitor only lasted the first season of Rebels after all the hype from Filoni and crew - not to mention that 31" figure!

Inquisitor was totally off the mark with his torture technique.  Has he never heard of a Full House marathon?  Amateur.

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CHINESE HOTEL RULES: NO DRUGS. AND NO WHORING!

From our friends over at Engrish:


They're gonna have to be more specific about that "whoring" thing.  Is it classified as "whoring" if you're just being a total skank and not charging anyone?

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Sunday, July 5, 2015

WTF?!?

Looks like one of the arms pulled out of that blue plastic barrel in Dahmer's apartment!


Friday, July 3, 2015

MISSION TO MUSTAFAR (EPISODE III): ORIGINAL SCRIPT

Pretty much how the "mission to Mustafar" scene from Revenge Of The Sith was filmed before it was edited down.  There's even a blooper in which Anakin/Vader misses cutting down one of the Neimoidian guards, looks in the direction of the actor and gives him an evil smile.  It would be nice to someday see the uncut scene!




Monday, June 29, 2015

Sunday, June 28, 2015

NEW SITH INQUISITOR **HAS** TO BE BARRISS OFFEE

Judging from the rough concept art, it looks like the new female Sith Inquisitor is none other than Barriss all growed up and around Ahsoka's age - it's definitely not Asajj Ventress because her story pretty much concludes in a Clone Wars era book of an unfinished story arc that was never fully animated and barely got through the animatic stage.  

The artist isn't going to spoil it, drawing the Mirialian face tattoos on the Inquisitor - it's pretty safe to say Barriss was put to use by the Empire after her incarceration in the TCW Season 5 finale.  

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

MATT LANTER AKA TCW ANAKIN DOES ANGELA LANTER'S MAKEUP

I have as much fun watching makeup tutorial's as I enjoy watching paint dry but this hilarious session with my favorite couple was worth the viewing for the laughs.  

Good thing I wasn't in charge or else she'd end up looking like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show!


In other Anakin Skywalker news, what did you think of Jake Lloyd's high-speed Podracing chase with the 5-0?

Friday, June 19, 2015

WHAT THE HITLER "DOWNFALL" ACTOR THINKS OF ALL THE YOUTUBE SUBTITLE PARODIES

I don't think anyone's ridiculing him - it was a passionate performance of somebody who's pissed the fuck off.  And some of the subtitle parodies were appropriate - like when The Clone Wars was cancelled.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

VADER GOING HYPHY IN HIS TIE FIGHTER: STAR WARS REBELS SEASON 2 PREVIEW

Looks like Vader is still as good of a pilot as he was in the prequel trilogy, even more dangerous - and the Rebels crew, including Ahsoka, is in some deep sheeit NOW!

I believe the new season begins this coming Saturday!

KITTY TAKES SWIMMING LESSONS

Minnie would hate me but SHE needs to get into swimming or something, since she sleeps 98% of the day and always has.  A bowling ball with kitty ears and a tail!  Holly, here, is 13 and Minnie is 11.

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Saturday, June 13, 2015

WTF PUBLIC ACCESS SHOW: TOO MANY AMINALS!!

I've seen plenty of hilarious public access shows and commercials, especially from small Kentucky towns: including items being dropped and broken while advertising their goods from this $1 store (not Dollar Tree) in my college town, to a perm-haired creepy lady getting the holy spirit, bouncing around and refusing to STFU after the music stopped.   

But this one takes the cake.  He's got a zoo of everything including a monkey, tortoise, kitties, puppies, birds, more pets than Elmyra from Tiny Toon Adventures.  And he can't seem to keep them under control.  

WTF is going on here?!?

Thursday, June 11, 2015

R.I.P. CHRISTOPHER LEE

AKA Count Dooku AKA Darth Tyranus.

And I'd just watched (again) Tim Burton's version of Willy Wonka the other night!  I'm not one to give much of a eulogy, especially in the case of Lee because he left behind such a big legacy in horror films and other movies that it's like his Force spirit will always be around and will never be forgotten.

One of the most underrated of the Sith Lords because of his human appearance, his light saber fighting style in film and animated on The Clone Wars would best be described as "elegant" along with some great one-liners.  And the first to introduce the curved light saber hilt.

But he still kinda pissed me off throwing all of Willy Wonka's Halloween candy in the fireplace.  GRINCH! ;)

R.I.P. Tyranus.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL"

This is why I haven't owned a web camera of any sort since 2001 - my heathen ass would be tempted to amuse and entertain like this guy who's apparently more insane than me!

Monday, June 1, 2015

R.I.P. BETSY PALMER AKA MRS. PAMELA VOORHEES

Yesterday the classic horror community lost the legendary Betsy Palmer, best remembered as playing the beyond-overprotective mother of Jason Voorhees.  For many years, she ignored the impact her role had on modern horror but soon came around and was showing up at conventions wearing her trademark sweater and embraced her role as the mother most people would wanna have on their side.

R.I.P. Betsy Palmer!


Monday, May 25, 2015

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND MOVIE TRADING COMPANY HAUL

By the time I'd gone to Movie Trading Company for the Memorial Day weekend sale, a lot of the stuff had been picked over and no carded figures I was interested in, so this is what I got.

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Me being a smartass looking through the loose figures.  Porkins.  He doesn't LOOK delicious!

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Being even MORE of a smartass @ Pac-Man for Atari 2600 - and on the weekend of his 35th B-Day, no less!  Even Pac himself would give me a pass on THAT one.

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Friday, May 22, 2015

HAPPY 35TH B-DAY PAC-MAN!!!

And if you're one of those little bastards who's got the nerve to ask "Who's Pac-Man?!?" - please go fuck yourself.  With your Wii controller!

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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

REMEMBER WHEN CARTMAN WAS ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW?

This is perfect!

"I killed five baby seals with my bare hands.  WHATEVAH!!!"


MATT LANTER: SELFIE OF THE YEAR

"Shhh I've caught her in her natural habitat.. Another dinner out. Another wait.  smh #gottaloveher"

Matt Lanter AKA Anakin from The Clone Wars always posts the funniest selfies and vine videos featuring himself and his wife, and this selfie had me busting out laughing.  While poor Matt is starving to death, Miss Lanter holds it up by making herself look marvelous for her husband - and this isn't the first time! ;) 
















 Ya'll kill me - and Matt IS Anakin Skywalker, forget Hayden!  He conveys the transition to Darth Vader a helluva lot more convincingly than Christensen did in Episodes II and III combined.  


Matt Lanter @ Facebook (click here)

Not that I discredit Hayden's "Mission To Mustafar"

"Artoo, stay with the ship!"



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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

RHUBARB IS BACK IN SEASON!!

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It's about time, I didn't freeze any after last summer!



"YOU Pinocchio fuckin' nose, GO mind your own business!"  ---Crazy Rhubarb Lady from Iowa

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Friday, May 15, 2015

STAR WARS REBELS: FEMALE SITH INQUISITOR HAS A PET?

What's that little robot on the female (Barriss?) Sith Inquisitor's shoulder, even in battle?!?

That's cute!  If I were a Sith, I'd have a couple Bunny Droids tagging along with me too!



Thursday, May 14, 2015

"WEASEL RIDES WOODPECKER - INTERNET GOES CRAZY"

Just that headline alone is hysterical - two months old news but in case you missed it.  It doesn't take much for anything aminal-related to make the headlines these days but this one was different - especially the photoshop reaction LOL

Monday, May 11, 2015

NEW "VACATION" REBOOT TRAILER

You KNOW Hollywood has officially ran outta ideas if they're remaking the first National Lampoon's Vacation.  The plus side is Christina Applegate AKA Kelly Bundy from Married With Children is the new Beverly D'Angelo role.  

Looks like it's just a modernizing of the original, with updated lingo because I don't remember "rim job" ever being in the Griswold family vocabulary.  Stupid fucktard script writers.

"I'M IRISH. HOT BLOODED. **HOT BLOODED!!!**"

LMAO @ this drunk woman being booked for a DUI and she's more interested in flirting with the 5-0!

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Saturday, May 9, 2015

GOT DEPA BILLABA, I MEAN, KANAN #2

I'm gonna enjoy calling the Kanan/The Last Padawan comic series "Depa Billaba" for as long as that might last and this second issue is likely the last one featuring one of the most underrated Jedi Masters.  Obviously I'm just too exhausted to find that out at the moment.




Friday, May 8, 2015

MAMA FREAKS OUT OVER HER SON'S SPEEDING TICKET

and for the beyond dangerous speed he was driving, she took it quite well.  She didn't even know her car could GO that fast! LOL

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Having a little something hot and cold from Braums:  their famous chili and a peanut butter cup shake.  Perfect, because I hadn't eaten anything since like Wednesday - the Karen Carpenter diet is still on.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

"A SKY ISN'T ALWAYS BLUE - A SUN DOESN'T ALWAYS SHINE"



"AND LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED AND I'VE FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR HEART"



MASTER SHAAK TI + AAYLA SECURA @ STAR WARS CELEBRATION

Exclusive Star Wars.com video from Celebration the weekend before last:  Orli Shoshan AKA Master Shaak Ti and Amy Allen AKA Jedi Knight Aayla Secura.  Discussing Shaak Ti's MANY deaths filmed for Episode III and the traveling she had to do for a General Grievous scene that was ultimately cut from the film.  I'm not sure if her The Force Unleashed suicide is canon or not.  

Unfortunately I haven't kept up with Amy Allen but stay pretty up-to-date on Orli Shoshan, Nalini Krishan (Barriss Offee) and of course Mary Oyaya (Master Luminara).  

As I mentioned to them a couple weeks ago, the fans won't forget them in 20 years.  Ya'll girls are in this club for life ;)  Just look at the actors/actresses in horror films - even the most insignificant roles in the Friday The 13th and Elm Street films are revered by fans to this day.