Monday, May 25, 2015

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND MOVIE TRADING COMPANY HAUL

By the time I'd gone to Movie Trading Company for the Memorial Day weekend sale, a lot of the stuff had been picked over and no carded figures I was interested in, so this is what I got.

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Me being a smartass looking through the loose figures.  Porkins.  He doesn't LOOK delicious!

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Being even MORE of a smartass @ Pac-Man for Atari 2600 - and on the weekend of his 35th B-Day, no less!  Even Pac himself would give me a pass on THAT one.

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Friday, May 22, 2015

HAPPY 35TH B-DAY PAC-MAN!!!

And if you're one of those little bastards who's got the nerve to ask "Who's Pac-Man?!?" - please go fuck yourself.  With your Wii controller!

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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

REMEMBER WHEN CARTMAN WAS ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW?

This is perfect!

"I killed five baby seals with my bare hands.  WHATEVAH!!!"


MATT LANTER: SELFIE OF THE YEAR

"Shhh I've caught her in her natural habitat.. Another dinner out. Another wait.  smh #gottaloveher"

Matt Lanter AKA Anakin from The Clone Wars always posts the funniest selfies and vine videos featuring himself and his wife, and this selfie had me busting out laughing.  While poor Matt is starving to death, Miss Lanter holds it up by making herself look marvelous for her husband - and this isn't the first time! ;) 
















 Ya'll kill me - and Matt IS Anakin Skywalker, forget Hayden!  He conveys the transition to Darth Vader a helluva lot more convincingly than Christensen did in Episodes II and III combined.  


Matt Lanter @ Facebook (click here)

Not that I discredit Hayden's "Mission To Mustafar"

"Artoo, stay with the ship!"



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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

RHUBARB IS BACK IN SEASON!!

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It's about time, I didn't freeze any after last summer!



"YOU Pinocchio fuckin' nose, GO mind your own business!"  ---Crazy Rhubarb Lady from Iowa

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Friday, May 15, 2015

STAR WARS REBELS: FEMALE SITH INQUISITOR HAS A PET?

What's that little robot on the female (Barriss?) Sith Inquisitor's shoulder, even in battle?!?

That's cute!  If I were a Sith, I'd have a couple Bunny Droids tagging along with me too!



Thursday, May 14, 2015

"WEASEL RIDES WOODPECKER - INTERNET GOES CRAZY"

Just that headline alone is hysterical - two months old news but in case you missed it.  It doesn't take much for anything aminal-related to make the headlines these days but this one was different - especially the photoshop reaction LOL

Monday, May 11, 2015

NEW "VACATION" REBOOT TRAILER

You KNOW Hollywood has officially ran outta ideas if they're remaking the first National Lampoon's Vacation.  The plus side is Christina Applegate AKA Kelly Bundy from Married With Children is the new Beverly D'Angelo role.  

Looks like it's just a modernizing of the original, with updated lingo because I don't remember "rim job" ever being in the Griswold family vocabulary.  Stupid fucktard script writers.

"I'M IRISH. HOT BLOODED. **HOT BLOODED!!!**"

LMAO @ this drunk woman being booked for a DUI and she's more interested in flirting with the 5-0!

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Saturday, May 9, 2015

GOT DEPA BILLABA, I MEAN, KANAN #2

I'm gonna enjoy calling the Kanan/The Last Padawan comic series "Depa Billaba" for as long as that might last and this second issue is likely the last one featuring one of the most underrated Jedi Masters.  Obviously I'm just too exhausted to find that out at the moment.




Friday, May 8, 2015

MAMA FREAKS OUT OVER HER SON'S SPEEDING TICKET

and for the beyond dangerous speed he was driving, she took it quite well.  She didn't even know her car could GO that fast! LOL

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Having a little something hot and cold from Braums:  their famous chili and a peanut butter cup shake.  Perfect, because I hadn't eaten anything since like Wednesday - the Karen Carpenter diet is still on.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

"A SKY ISN'T ALWAYS BLUE - A SUN DOESN'T ALWAYS SHINE"



"AND LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED AND I'VE FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR HEART"



MASTER SHAAK TI + AAYLA SECURA @ STAR WARS CELEBRATION

Exclusive Star Wars.com video from Celebration the weekend before last:  Orli Shoshan AKA Master Shaak Ti and Amy Allen AKA Jedi Knight Aayla Secura.  Discussing Shaak Ti's MANY deaths filmed for Episode III and the traveling she had to do for a General Grievous scene that was ultimately cut from the film.  I'm not sure if her The Force Unleashed suicide is canon or not.  

Unfortunately I haven't kept up with Amy Allen but stay pretty up-to-date on Orli Shoshan, Nalini Krishan (Barriss Offee) and of course Mary Oyaya (Master Luminara).  

As I mentioned to them a couple weeks ago, the fans won't forget them in 20 years.  Ya'll girls are in this club for life ;)  Just look at the actors/actresses in horror films - even the most insignificant roles in the Friday The 13th and Elm Street films are revered by fans to this day.  

Friday, May 1, 2015

"IT'S THE SAME ROUTINE OF GETTING UP EVERY MORNING AND PUTTING ON A SMILE - BUT UNDERNEATH THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON"

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#DianaRossAndTheSupremes

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STAR WARS REBELS: "RISE OF THE OLD MASTERS" EPISODE

"Citizens! This is Senator-in-exile, Gall Trayvis. I bring more news the Empire doesn't want you to hear. One of the Republic's greatest peacekeepers, Jedi Master Luminara Unduli - is ALIVE! She's being imprisoned unlawfully somewhere in the Stygeon System. As citizens, we demand the Emperor produce Master Unduli and grant her a fair trial before the entire....."

This was hands down my favorite episode of Rebels season 1.  It was also the episode in which I'd start watching the episode, I'd get to the part where Kanan and Ezra reach Master Luminara's cell at the Stygeon Prime prison, and I'd pause the video and purposefully find myself something else to occupy my time.

An hour or two later, the same routine: begin "Rise Of The Old Masters", get to the part of Master Luminara's alleged appearance and pause.  Something else to do - boom, I'm outtie!

Same routine another time or two and then I was like "FUCK IT!!! GET IT OVER WITH!!!" and I've been catatonic over it ever since.  #FuckYouFiloniLOL


MY NEW DESKTOP BACKGROUND!!!/HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!

FORGET the free stock photo backgrounds for your desktop - I customize my own! ;)


Take THAT, back photo of Master Luminara from The Black Series' figure cardback!  I can make her look "Michael Myers" creepy too!


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HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!

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