Sunday, August 31, 2014

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

It's not Black Rebecca Black paternity testing another guy for a change - and like this guy said "MAAAAN You know I'm not gonna be the last guy to be present!".   What a motley lineup of NOT-the-Father's on that screen! LOL

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Maury Povich is becoming more like The Price Is Right!

PLAYING FOR THE FIRST TIME THE ORIGINAL "RETURN OF THE JEDI" + "EMPIRE STRIKES BACK" ARCADE GAMES - AND SUCKING BADLY AT BOTH!

I'd never played any of the original Star Wars coin-op arcade machines before but thanks to my library of roms for many early platforms can give them all a try.  I didn't miss out on much with Return Of The Jedi arcade because I'd gone through three credits and sucked big time X3.  Damn those Ewok booby traps!  Fuck THIS game, I prefer the SNES Super Star Wars Trilogy!

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And if THAT wasn't bad enough, I tried the original Empire Strikes Back arcade game too and sucked just as badly as I did ROTJ.  The best thing about them both is the recreation of the Ewok theme and "Lando's Palace" from the John Williams score at the "game over" screen of ESB.  

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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Friday, August 29, 2014

COIN-OP ARCADE GAMING: Q*BERT'S QUBES [1983]

Like the pinball game Q*Bert's Quest, the sequel to the original called Q*Bert's Qubes wasn't seen in many arcades around the video game industry crash of 1983, but it got a home platform release for Atari 2600 and Colecovision (the latter being the better home gaming port).  

I'd just finished playing/recording this coin-op arcade gameplay tonight, the first two levels plus bonus rounds.  As you can see, the objective is totally different than the original with all new enemies but if you liked the original like I always have, it's addictive once you get the hang of it.  

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BADASS RUSSIAN TODDLER BOY EATS RAW ONION

I knew Russian guys were pretty damn tough but so are the toddlers!  Eating a raw onion like an apple! LOL

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Thursday, August 28, 2014

..............LOL PATERNITY WTF?!?

COOKIE MONSTER?!?

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PART 2 - HOUSTON MASS MURDERS/DEAN CORLL/WAYNE HENLEY NEWS COMPILATION

Here's the other half of the news clips I finally compiled together today.  Includes more on the Baulch brothers, one who was back in the day buried under another Corll victims' grave, when DNA technology back then was nothing and not always correct in the 70's.  So one more currently remains unidentified.  For now.  More soon, just watch.  I'd suggest the Houston PD "starting up shield!" as Captain Tarpals said. 

HOUSTON MASS MURDERS NEWS COMPILATION PART 2


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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

A FINE EXAMPLE OF MY JACKED-UP UNORTHODOX MIXING STYLE

Even I don't know where I was going with this mixing block: Lisa Lisa + Cult Jam, Daft Punk, The Jacksons and Heatwave.  A train wreck mix waiting to happen.  If it's possible to be fun and grating at the same time, I gotcha covered.

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GARDULLA THE HUTT LIVES!


Thanks a lot for spoiling my appetite, Nate! LOL  I'm pretty sure this beastie never even had the acts she's complaining about done to her - ever.  And if some man was thirsty enough to touch her with anything other than a 50 foot pole, he must have been drunk off that barrel-bottom malt liquor sheeit!  

I haven't had my spinach alfredo pizza fix in forever and Cici's is the only place I know of that does it decently, so while I was waiting on that, went into that tiny gameroom and for the first time ever played that Star Wars Trilogy arcade - the one that flies you automatically and all you have to do is aim and blast AT-AT's, Imperial's, SnowTroopers, Wampa's or whichever film mission you pick.  

I passed all the Hoth courses, got a free game and played halfway through Endor, with some little boy standing next to me asking all kinds of questions and I don't know what the hell I was answering to him because I can't kill and talk to anyone at the same time.  I think I said something about Toryn Farr needs to send me some backup, I'm accidentally shooting at Hoth Rebels and missing that damn probe droid that kept flying past!  

Monday, August 25, 2014

"LAST NIGHT, I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU"

I've been having fucked-up dreams on and off for the past week, likely because of this BS sample the doctor gave me to try out for two weeks.  Yesterday was one where I was driving down South Cooper to unload some DVD's and CD's in part of preparation of relocating - somebody driving in front of me slammed their brakes and I rear-ended that car, which caused the vehicle driving behind me to rear-end my truck and so on down the line.  After stepping out, there was no damage to either side of my truck.

Which proves my point.

I'm fucking invincible! ;)  

Like Jabba, laughing even in the face of death LOL!!


Sunday, August 24, 2014

THE REALEST COOKING SHOW ON THE INTERNET: SOMETHING SWEET FOR THE F*CKIN' KIDS!

"Muthafucka, this is not prison food!"

LMAO pretty much like a cooking and cursing session with me - except my kitchen has a metal Yosemite Sam sign that reads "COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT".  I'm speaking clear English, dammit keep up with a bitch!

This recipe is what I've always called "Stoner Cuisine" - when you and your friends are too high to drive anywhere so you're resourceful with whatever ingredients you have at your disposal.  

I hope she makes a few more videos and might even use this one sometime - but with blueberries instead of raisins.  Double LMAO @ her making one minus raisins in case anyone's allergic.

Give this woman a show!


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"COULD HAVE STAYED A LITTLE LONGER, COULD HAVE TRIED - BUT YOU WERE A DREAMER AND THAT'S THE REASON WHY"

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Friday, August 22, 2014

SOMEBODY MUST HAVE NOT LIKED THE NEW 'BLACK SERIES' MARA JADE FIGURE [MTC FIND]

Surprised a Black Series Mara Jade from the same wave as Luminara (last November) has already turned up at Movie Trading Company.  With a stapled plastic bubble, so must be one of those infamous loose cardback figures that's been reported ever since TBS 3 3/4" first came out.  Or it might have been the original buyer wasn't pleased with how Mara Jade turned out compared to the original blueprint of the figure (the "Wynona Judd" Mara Jade as she's been called).  

For $4.99, will be my first and probably last Mara Jade figure since I don't know much about her and never read the Mara Jade/Emperor's Hand comic series.  











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Thursday, August 21, 2014

WE'LL SEE.

As long as the deal includes many doors closing as well.


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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

NEWS REPORTERS BEWARE THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN

Don't call out wrestler "The Boogie Woogie Man" while reporting on live television!



Monday, August 18, 2014

WELL, AT LEAST SIDESHOW SHANIQUA GOT A B-DAY CAKE FOR EMBARRASSING HERSELF ON NATIONAL TV!

Bitch mentioned "HEEEYYYYY can I get that child support?!?" at least five times in no less than 10 minutes and the kid wasn't even his.  One of the many hoes who believes "child support" means "supports child and me" - WRONG! LOL  And nice name - do your other kids' names happen to be "Nyquil", "Propecia" and "Viagra"?  This woman is a straight-up fool - and she looks like one too.  Sideshow Shaniqua!

Thursday, August 14, 2014

MMPR: THE MOVIE (1995) APPROACHING 20TH ANNIVERSARY

Out of all movies, MMPR: The Movie from 1995 had me sold as far as merchandising, and still have a lot of that, especially trading cards.  Usually the 20th Anniversary of bestselling films gets recognition - and in summer 2015, because MMPR is still hot, I hope to see something done - maybe a first blu-ray release, for starters.


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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

THE SUPREMES - LIVE CIRCA 1965-66 [DIANA ROSS + MARY WILSON + FLORENCE BALLARD] X3

As hilarious as the stage dialogue between Diana and Florence can be, this was also not far from when Florence is fired for a number of reasons and Cindy Birdsong from Patti & The Blue Belles was hired by Berry Gordy to fill her shoes.  From the limited edition 5-disc (now just 4-disc) first pressing of The Supremes boxed set from 2000.

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