Tuesday, December 31, 2013

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014 FROM ME, Q*BERT AND COILY!! DRIVE HOME SAFELY - OR ELSE.



ENOUGH WITH THE BITCHING AND SERIOUS CRAP FOR THE LAST HOUR OF 2013 - SOME OFF-THE-WALL COMEDY YOU'D EXPECT FROM THIS BLOG!

BUT NOT BEFORE PLAYING "MAKE THAT MOVE" BY SHALAMAR AND DANCING DOWN THE SOUL TRAIN LINE WOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Absolutely THE most fucking BEYOND-hilarious intro for a 2013 music video!  A Mr. Ghetto sequel to his international (and infamous) hit New Orleans Bounce single "Wal-Mart", from 2012.

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY 2014 AND A SAFE DRIVE HOME IF YOU'RE STILL OUT ON THE ROAD TONIGHT!

Remember, if you've gotten too fucked-up to drive home (LIKE THIS CRAZY BITCH IN THE VIDEO RIGHT ABOVE!)!, pull your ass over somewhere and call that free taxi "too fucking wasted to get back home SAFELY!!!" hotline.  Or just call Yellow Cab, and if they're participating in all that, give the good man/fat woman with 50 fucking stuffed aminals in her van-cab that SHE drives for the company a tip and get home in one piece (as well as everyone else out on the road when you are!). 

DRINKING/PARTYING + DRIVING + PHONE/TEXT = DON'T MIX - AND DON'T EVER DO IT!

OR I'LL KILL YOU, MY OWN DAMN SELF!


THE MOST-LIKED CUT FROM 1997's "AUDIO PEACH" LP, WHEN I'VE INTRODUCED PEACH UNION'S ONE AND ONLY ALBUM TO A FRIEND OR ELECTRONICA FAN

After I'd heard it played on the radio and liked it enough, had bought the 3-track plain CD single of Peach Union's first American single, "On My Own" when it came out in late 1997 because they sounded a lot different than a lot of the dance music all over the radio that year.  

They fit more into the electronica category than they would "Eurodance".  Their style has been compared to a group called St. Etienne.  The only group I could faintly compare them to is Bronski Beat, for their use of keyboard's/synth's and for the most part, all music performed by electronica instruments.  

Lisa Lamb was an above-average lead singer and I'm surprised we haven't seen her again, at least as a solo artist, since Peach Union disbanded in 1998ish.  Too bad, at least we got that great one and only CD Audio Peach, and I'd have to say I give all but a couple of the cuts 8-9 stars outta 10.  

Peach Union isn't your average dance group and really wouldn't call them a "dance group" at all - just some of their music would fall into that category, but not all.  

When I'd first read the title of the song ("Higher Ground"), which turned out most people I've introduced the album to liked that particular cut the most, the first thing I thought of was "a cover of the Stevie Wonder original/Red Hot Chili Peppers cover".

No, it's a totally different song LOL  

It's aiight, I'd give it about 6-7 out of 10 stars, myself.  But I'm a bigger fan of the cuts/singles "Made In Vain", "From This Moment On" (not a cover of Shania's hit single), "Sorrow Town" and "Deep Down Together" the best, and still do after how many years since it was released.....OMG released approx 17 years ago.  

Go to hell if you think THAT'S outdated!  ;)

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"If I was bleeding - If I was dying
 You couldn't stop me - There's no use trying"

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UNTIL I FIND A BETTER COPY OF THIS SO-CALLED "QUADRAPHONIC" HITS LP BY THE FRIENDS OF DISTINCTION

I'll give this vinyl/quadraphonic "Greatest Hits" LP by The Friends Of Distinction another good cleaning or two and attempt recording more than the two cuts I've already digitized.  I'd found this "quad" LP at a little thrift store next to the DMV a few years ago and the only so-called "quadraphonic" LP I own.  

A couple of the Supremes/Diana Ross quadraphonic LP's from the 70's in fact and strangely had totally different if not alternate mixes/takes of the original single versions everyone's heard before.  And the same appears to be the case with THIS compilation too!

I've recorded "Grazin' In The Grass" and "Love Or Let Me Be Lonely" and they're most definitely different mixes than the versions from the common/American-released LP's.  I'm hoping the same is the case with the rest of the cuts on this quad LP - it's always nice to hear a totally different take of a song I've heard a million times before.  

Forever Young Records in Grand Prairie MIGHT have a copy floating around the store, I may check them out sometime this week and see if they have one that's got less scratch/play damage and will digitize much better without all those vinyl "snaps" and "pops", as you will hear on the two recordings from my turntable.  

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ALOHA MISCHEAUX [2005] + MELANIE THORNTON [2000]

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R.I.P. MELANIE 

STUPIDITY IN REVIEW 2013 - PART 1: ATLANTA MALL HOODRAT TASERED *AND* CASTRATED AT THE SAME TIME, FOR BEHAVING LIKE A MAN.

Or should I say an equipment-less delusional mongrel who's apparently convinced she's a man, judging by the way it's acting in public and with its' impressionable kids. 

Caught on film earlier this year at some raggedy, hoodrat (and what appears to be one female Hutt present, as well) mini-mall.  The security guard, Darien Long, brought it to the attention of one of these mongrels with out of control little kids to get them under control or leave.  

Being the civilized strangy/unwashed-in-weeks reddish orange weave-headed excuse for a man the "mother" is, ultimately gone into "dickless abusive husband mode", attacking Long - which resulted in her bony ass getting the SHOCK of her life and knocking her nasty little heifer ass several feet the fuck backwards and landing on the pavement.  Taken down not just by a small handheld taser, a taser GUN!  

AGAIN!!!  AGAIN!!!

Hits the ground like a bag of rocks, and her toddler hoodrat sons gone from hollering "YOU GAY YOU GAY!!" towards Darien, to "MAMA!!!!! MAMA!!!!!".  

From THE taser enthusiast in my neck of the woods, I nominate this one the #1 zapping of 2013.  It's a shame he didn't hold onto the trigger for much longer while the hooks were still in her skin.  Get the loony, untreated bipolar, unlawfully violent and mother of feral, out-of-control children flopping around like a fish out of water, long enough to make her teeth fucking chatter for WEEKS!  And THAT'LL be the end of all THAT "I THINK I'm a man" nonsense.  

Go back to school, and learn about your REAL identity, bish.  And give up those kids to medically/mentally stable older folks, please - before it's too late. 

Those little shits will be in prison soon - mama has ALREADY been in jail/prison several times for crack, according to her arrested records, mostly in Georgia.  

Here's the two most amusing responses to the literal fall of Atlanta's biggest clown who's NOT the master of illusion she THINKS she is - from Tommy Sotomayor and Painless Risen - thanks for the laughs, guys!

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YOU GO, MR. DARIEN LONG!!
*HOLDS UP TASER AND SPARKS IT*

NEWEST SINGLE BY FUN FACTORY/NEXT GENERATION - PERFORMED @ LIVE ENERGY, POLAND + MP3. PROMOTE PROMOTE PROMOTE!! ;)

If you or anyone you know is a club DJ who specializes in Eurodance, 90's dance and disco, I encoded the MP3 of Fun Factory/Next Generation's most recent single, "Be Good To Me" (NOT the album cut from the original lineup's totally different song with the exact same title, from their 2nd LP Fun-Tastic/1997).  

The MP3 is available to download at the Sendspace link below.  

SENDSPACE LINK:
FUN FACTORY/NEXT GENERATION 
"BE GOOD TO ME"
[MOST RECENT SINGLE/
ENCODED BY SCOTTSAYSMYOB/2013]

****NOTE:  SENDSPACE LINK CORRECTED!! *******

The original lineup got a little promotion back in the day, but with zero promotion in the USA (except for MY over-enthusiastic loudmouth of a fan!), the newly reformed Fun Factory may only keep their live appearances to Europe/Germany/Poland/etc., if their new music isn't receiving any attention, airplay OR clubplay over here.

 At least a club appearance tour in the USA (NOT arena, that would be pointless for a Eurodance group in 2014 - club concerts and live appearances in those kinda establishments would be the better deal.  

MOST people in the USA haven't listened to Fun Factory since 1996ish, but a cult following still remains in the American Eurodance community, which I've BEEN a member of for several years and will continue, no matter HOW outdated it sounds to little punks.  

And who the hell gives a fuck what THOSE little Bieber-haired, bangs-tossing, Fall Out Boy homosexually-worshiping punks think, anyway! LOL  ;)

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MARY, SCHERRIE & SUSAYE [1976-77]

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"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT NO MONSTERS. NO FACTS, NO NOTHING. DON'T EVEN **CALL** ME WITH THIS BULLSH*T NO MO!!"

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I CAN **RELATE** TO O-REN'S BEHAVIOR. NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE.

TWIN heathens.

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What's so wrong with THAT?

PIGOUT TO JUST-FINISHED 1/4 OF UPCOMING 2014 HOUR-LONG MIXSHOW

DINE LIKE A SWINE!!!

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THIS is every day - Nosey's way of showing love is mauling.  Like Jaws, or Sharkeisha!  Whatev.

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COMING NEXT MONTH ON NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC:

SHARKEISHA WEEK!!

"CHUCK-E-CHEESE.......WHERE A BITCH CAN BE A BITCH!"

The place has NOTHING to do with "Where a kid can be a kid" anymore - it's now like THE spot for hoodrat mothers to show their asses in front of everyone.  In one case, the mother left one of her many children, who ALSO happened to be the birthday girl the night before, AT the place overnight.

About as vermin-infested as crackhouses now.  Barbara Bush should get up off her prune-haggard behind and drive that fucking "Battering Ram" once again, but this time instead of the crackhouses, drive it straight though each and every Chuck-E-Cheese.  Demolish them all - Wipe them out, all of them.  

And that'll solve a lot of this ratchet bullshit, once and for all.  Of course they'll migrate - hopefully to a place that sucks even MORE.  Like A&F, or Old Navy.

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"EVEN IF IT WAS FOR JUST ONE DAY"

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