Monday, December 16, 2013

"OOOOOWEEEEE.....NOT IF **YOU** WAS THE LAAAAAAST IMMIGRANT GROCER ON ERFF.......HONEY!"

BEST.  80's MTV MUSIC VIDEO INTRO.  EVAH.

But then after all that, the song is good, the video - not so much.  David Lee Roth, I don't know ONE single woman, dead or alive, who EVER thought you was the sheeit!  Jon Bon Jovi, yes.  Axl Rose and Slash, Sebastian Bach, yes, yes and yes.  David Lee Roth, and for that matter ANY member of Van Halen - never drooled over, posters all over their walls, nothing.  Just fans of the music.

Which is WHY you should have NEVER worn that damn spandex - unsexiest thing ever and one of the ONLY things I hate about the 80's.  They're even more hideous when OBESE people wears them!  Fuck THAT!

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