Monday, January 25, 2016

I'M BOTH FASCINATED *AND* AMUSED!

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If *I* were a swine and heard an obese white woman screaming at the top of her lungs: 
"HEEEEEERE PIGPIGPIGPIGPIGPIG!!  HEEEEEEEREPIGPIGPIGPIG!!!"I'd take off running like hell, even if I have to bust through the fence to escape!  Because she got at least two cleavers hidden in all that arm fat.  

Reminds me of the most fun time ever on an arcade machine......

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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

EVERY 911 OPERATOR'S WORST NIGHTMARE

Self-admitted "crazy as hell" man calls up 911 for medical assistance, ruder than a muthafucka.  

Hearing this might make a potential 911 operator reconsider:


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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

MY INSTAGRAM PAGE

I'm slow to evolve with the future and even though I signed up for Instagram long ago, I never started putting it to use until just this past week.  A few recently-added pics and more to come, now that I have it figured out.  

SCOTT'S INSTAGRAM PAGE(SCOTTSRECORDBIN)

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"So THIS is what became of that 90's drink called Orbitz!"


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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

ALL THESE BLACK FRIDAY 2015 FIGHTS AND NOT ONE TASER BRANDISHED!

Another reason I avoid Black Friday - what's the fun in all these people acting a damn fool over material things on sale and nobody getting zapped this year.  Ya'll are letting me down!




I've seen much better.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

HITLER PLAYS "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 3"

I've never played the Five Nights At Freddy's "jump scare" games - but bless the actors from Downfall for giving Hitler and his minions the opportunity to try and navigate the haunted pizza joint.

Saturday, October 3, 2015