Friday, February 27, 2015

THIS WEATHER SUCKS

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And to make matters worse, I had to hear THIS shit on eBaumsWorld.  George from Scary Movie 3 is a better rapper than THIS crap!

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My prediction on who's gonna "fall" on the Star Wars Rebels finale:  Inquisitor.

If VADER's making a special trip, Inquisitor's likely in trouble.  If I hired you as a hitman and you're incompetent and let the target(s) escape multiple times, I'll take care of the hitman's ass first for wasting my time and getting on my nerves and then take care of the targets my own damn self.  

And then I'll walk away from the scene singing the chorus to Gloria Gaynor's "If You Want It (Do It Yourself)".  The guys from the group of rebels are safe LOL

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

MASTER LUMINARA BLACK SERIES X2 OFF TO MASTER LUMINARA IN UGANDA

Because of her busy schedule, it took a while for Mary Oyaya AKA Master Luminara to get back in touch with me with a snail mail address.  And then it took ME a while to finally get it shipped out because you know I can't JUST send what I told you I was gonna send.  I also handpainted a kitty magnet and made a CD compilation of random diva hits from 1974-1997.  And only a crazy bitch like me who PROFESSIONALS with more than one PhD can't even figure out would send you a triple threat like Master Luminara, disco and kitties.

After sealing all that up, vandalized the shipping box with Clone Wars stickers!  Once it arrives in Uganda, she'll know who it's from before opening it.  It's always been my signature, going all the way back to elementary school, getting in trouble by those miserable old hags for vandalizing my own stuff with stickers.  Bitches worry about yourselves!

Got to the post office right before they closed yesterday, with me lacking 3 days sleep AND meals.  But last night before I finally passed out, had some grilled marinated artichoke hearts.  Holding my Clone Wars Master Luminara, I look like I'm about to fall over asleep right then and there.





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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

"I REMEMBER STANDING THERE SO PETRIFIED, MY HAND FROZEN TO THE PHONE"

Well, you gotta start out somewhere.  

And in Donna Summer's case, her very first try was a novelty single.  It's not bad, just a bad choice.

Because it's taken from her 1974 debut LP with the best title ever, I'll give her a pass.  

It was only a year later when she signed with Casablanca Records (a year after KISS signed their record deal with them), her first single from her second LP with the same title was "Love To Love You Baby", which continues to be sampled to this day.  

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APRIL 17: WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S THE PHANTOM OF MENACE - STAR WARS PART THE FIRST

I've been meaning to read the Shakespearean translations of the original trilogy and even more interested because the prequels are being released as individual books, starting April 17th with Episode I: The Phantom Menace in that format.  It's already up for preorder at Amazon.

CRAZY BITCH FROM SOUTH CAROLINA TRIES TO FREEZE WATER IN FOUNTAIN WITH HER MIND - AND GOT ARRESTED FOR IT


She should have gone to Dionne Warwick's School Of Psychic Friends like *I* did, instead!