WHAT DOES "E-Y-E-S" SPELL?

I apologize for my absence for quite a while and hope to be posting on the regular once again very soon.  Until then, I had to share something my friend Fredrick shared with me - people having a tough time figuring out what "E-Y-E-S" spells, among other things.  Their teachers failed them big time.

"THE 'E' IS SILENT - YES!!"

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"STOP this MFing planet, I want the fuck off N-O-W!"