Sunday, July 7, 2013

Horniest. Grandma. Ever.

"HOW YA DICK HANGIN'?!?"

I'm from a much younger and less conservative generation and have never been greeted like THAT before!

When you get the rare opportunity to reach your 100th birthday, I guess it's perfectly fine to NOT give a fuck and say whatever the hell's on your mind on live TV.

In Mamaw's case here, she knows EXACTLY what she wants for her 100th B-Day:  "100 years, 100 dicks".  REALLY.  Most people can only handle 1 man at a time - this old bag of bones wants to take on the entire football team, bench-warmers inclusive!

The poor guy who was sent to interview this woman I'll bet didn't expect THAT from Grandma Klump! LOL