Out of all the contestants from the ass-backwards talent show WB's Superstar USA, Nina Diva was my pick - and got the boot after only two performances because she wasn't "what they were looking for" (in other words, she's not a horrible singer). You can find her on YouTube and seems to be an established independent artist. She's got a personality on her, I'll give her that - almost too friendly.
Best of all, her debut performance, they had Nina dressed top to bottom like a total proskitkute, and chose for her "Roxanne" by The Police to perform live. Classic! She's like the fourth member of Vanity 6 that never was. Whose original group name (courtesy of founder Prince) WAS "The Hookers" before Vanity AKA Reverend Denise Matthews suggested another name.
"PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!!"
The reason I seem so fascinated with proskitkutes is when I first moved to Orlando and was walking to a 7-11, I was mistaken for one!
"HOW MUCH?!?"/"HOW MUCH WHAT?!?".
He must have been high on crack - every other person living in Orlando IS. Including Disney employees. Cinderella too! I don't dress like a hooker, don't walk like a hooker, don't talk like a hooker and I don't stand under street lamps holding a cigarette like Donna Summer on her Bad Girls LP cover. Ya'll got me fucked up.
But I STILL find it amusing as hell.
Best of all, her debut performance, they had Nina dressed top to bottom like a total proskitkute, and chose for her "Roxanne" by The Police to perform live. Classic! She's like the fourth member of Vanity 6 that never was. Whose original group name (courtesy of founder Prince) WAS "The Hookers" before Vanity AKA Reverend Denise Matthews suggested another name.
"PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!!"
The reason I seem so fascinated with proskitkutes is when I first moved to Orlando and was walking to a 7-11, I was mistaken for one!
"HOW MUCH?!?"/"HOW MUCH WHAT?!?".
He must have been high on crack - every other person living in Orlando IS. Including Disney employees. Cinderella too! I don't dress like a hooker, don't walk like a hooker, don't talk like a hooker and I don't stand under street lamps holding a cigarette like Donna Summer on her Bad Girls LP cover. Ya'll got me fucked up.
But I STILL find it amusing as hell.
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