Sunday, January 12, 2014

YOU'RE GONNA NEED BUTTER AND LOTS OF IT TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE!


THIS is why if I were to ambush the country's most insignificant little town, it would be all too easy because their BEYOND-obese pedo-"cops" are SO close in size to Violet Beauregard (AFTER her transformation), I could have ALL the fun I wanted with plenty of time to kill.  

They're comprised of so much lard, it takes them damn near FIFTEEN fucking minutes to squeeze their big asses out of the booth's at the Pizza Hut!  No bullshitting you.  It's hard to believe any of them can get a woman, much less attract the children and teens they're known to be caught "alone with".  Oh, they're so unchecked.  For the time being.  In THAT case, six words.