You gotta love Maury - how he tolerates all the hollering and screaming onstage, as well as following a majority of these marathon runners backstage after the DNA results - and is still going strong after all these years and countless paternity tests later. He's gotta humor these people with weird names, whether their real name or not.
Saying a girl whose name is Forever is pronounced "Fuh-Evah", and that she's proud. Proud of what? Having to return to the show six more times, seven DNA tests, and still no father? Not much to be proud about, but to each their own. At least "Fuh-Evah" is a more tolerable name than others I've heard on the show, like "Pancake", "Pumpkin" and "Doodle". I'm not bullshitting you!
You'd think this show would be the perfect birth control FOR MEN! If not convert half of them gay, seeing these "ladies" are no different than themselves, minus the equipment they think they have but never will. It must suck to be gender-confused like that! Like Lorena Bobbitt got ahold of them before they were even born.
Fuh-Evah will be searching for Eternity's babydaddy.......fuh-evah.
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