A "Shocking" Experience at Wal-Mart: Cow Tipping!!

A loud-ass couple get into a shouting match with a taser-happy security guard in front of a Wal-Mart (where else?) with some amusing results.

Why do obese people ALWAYS have to interject "I'M AN AMERICAN!!!" into every argument?!?  You SHO is, a loudmouthed Big Mac on two legs.  Who gives a f*ck what you are!