Saturday, September 7, 2013

TED BUNDY LIVES!! WHERE ELSE, BUT AT WAL-MART.

Obviously this is just a guy with an injured foot, but that's still no excuse to be gross with your PDA at the Wal-Mart entrance, with a cow in a muumuu sitting on your lap and slumped back like a dead person, both of you in a wheelchair.  And it looks like he's strangling her like a chicken!  

There's been many times I've almost told some disgusting people who might as well just gotten down to business right there on the conveyor belt at the register, to "get a fucking room", but that's expected trashy behavior at a Wal-Mart, which is why I avoid shopping there if at all possible and when I do, it's usually between 3-8AM.


This picture cracked me up and reminded me of Ted Bundy's old antic's.  He'd pretend to have a broken limb or be invalid to lure his victim to his car to assist him out of sympathy, and then subdued/abducted them.  This was many years later re-enacted by "Buffalo Bill" AKA Jame Gumb(?) in Silence Of The Lambs.  

Ted Bundy would have had a field day if he were still alive today.  Skip haunting college campuses and sorority houses, just take your serial killer ass to Wal-Mart, where unlike with hookers on the street who'll charge you $20, they'll hand out their garbage to you for free right then and there, in the douche aisle.  At least according to Mr. Ghetto!:

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