MAURY: "This is Shanay. Shanay is lovely, Shanay looks young, Shanay is FURIOUS!!"
NO SHIT, Maury Povich! Not so much the first two compliments.
You left out "loud-ass", "histrionic", "skank-tastic", "furious with no reason to be that way, so it turns out", not to mention "confused as to who her babydaddy is, and forever will be."
Her reaction to the DNA results: PRICELESS.
Oh yeah, and she's a little off her rocker towards the end, too - for somebody going around accusing EVERYONE on the planet of being her babydaddy.
Whatta hoe.
NO SHIT, Maury Povich! Not so much the first two compliments.
You left out "loud-ass", "histrionic", "skank-tastic", "furious with no reason to be that way, so it turns out", not to mention "confused as to who her babydaddy is, and forever will be."
Her reaction to the DNA results: PRICELESS.
Oh yeah, and she's a little off her rocker towards the end, too - for somebody going around accusing EVERYONE on the planet of being her babydaddy.
Whatta hoe.
Fucking every man in sight put this look on Shanay's face.
Beeyitch, it's called PROZAC. See a doctor if you got ObamaCare, plz.
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