Saturday, December 14, 2013




#1.  Desperate crackhead wants his shit back, and he's not above dragging a bitch by her braided weave across the pavement.  I'm telling you people, carrying a taser would have made the pipe sucker let go!

#2.  Say you're Pumbaa from Disney's The Lion King.  Out minding your own bidness and having a drink of water.  You look ahead and there's a pack of hungry and VERY mangy hyena's.  

You look behind you, and you see a pair of eyeballs just above the water and floating quickly your way.  This is like asking ME, "Would you rather die in a stampede on Black Friday at Wal-Mart or hogtied and forced to watch a nonstop marathon of Full House?".

Remember the Rancor scene from Return Of The Jedi?

#3.  The ULTIMATE in fuckery.  I could play this one every day and never get tired of the wise and all-powerful Jabba!