Allright.
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#1. Desperate crackhead wants his shit back, and he's not above dragging a bitch by her braided weave across the pavement. I'm telling you people, carrying a taser would have made the pipe sucker let go!
#2. Say you're Pumbaa from Disney's The Lion King. Out minding your own bidness and having a drink of water. You look ahead and there's a pack of hungry and VERY mangy hyena's.
You look behind you, and you see a pair of eyeballs just above the water and floating quickly your way. This is like asking ME, "Would you rather die in a stampede on Black Friday at Wal-Mart or hogtied and forced to watch a nonstop marathon of Full House?".
Remember the Rancor scene from Return Of The Jedi?
#3. The ULTIMATE in fuckery. I could play this one every day and never get tired of the wise and all-powerful Jabba!
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#1. Desperate crackhead wants his shit back, and he's not above dragging a bitch by her braided weave across the pavement. I'm telling you people, carrying a taser would have made the pipe sucker let go!
#2. Say you're Pumbaa from Disney's The Lion King. Out minding your own bidness and having a drink of water. You look ahead and there's a pack of hungry and VERY mangy hyena's.
You look behind you, and you see a pair of eyeballs just above the water and floating quickly your way. This is like asking ME, "Would you rather die in a stampede on Black Friday at Wal-Mart or hogtied and forced to watch a nonstop marathon of Full House?".
Remember the Rancor scene from Return Of The Jedi?
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