Thursday, October 31, 2013

GORDON THE DOG (COREY FELDMAN'S PET): SMARTEST FRIDAY THE 13TH CHARACTER OF THEM ALL

Unlike the dummy victims of Jason, who usually screams and cowers into a corner, or runs off into a frenzy, eventually running into the ubiquitous Jason Voorhees, if not into his machete - we meet Corey Feldman's pet, Gordon the dog - from Friday The 13th - The Final Chapter (AKA F13 Part 4).  And he makes the smartest move ever, when confronted by the masked maniac:

Instead of being disemboweled or beheaded, Gordon the dog takes one look at Jason Voorhees, flees down the 2nd floor hallway and dives through the glass window!  JUST like that cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz!!  Whether or not Gordon survived, they never let onto.  Your choice: splattered, or injured his leg and crawled off to safety into the woods! LOL

Gordon the dog = Smartest would-be Voorhees victim of all the F13 films combined!

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