Looking forward to a month of creepy.
Speaking of which, my B-Day is this coming Sunday, and I've thought about what to do. Because I haven't bothered going out on a date or anything in 5+ years, and haven't had any excitement in a while, I thought I'd make up for lost time and shoot for something on the Laurie Strode kinda level.
And where else can I set myself up for a night out with a possible serial killer than setting up an ad on Craigslist! A place like Craigslist is definitely NOT somewhere I'd look for your average night out, I'm looking for a real nutcase. Somebody I'd most likely have to zap with The Peace Maker. I'm talking running from Leatherface kinda excitement, a night out I'll never forget!
I could eenie-meenie-miney-moe THERE and it's like I wouldn't lose no matter which one I choose!
And hell no I wouldn't give the MF my address!
Some people skydive for the first time on their B-Day. I don't see much of a difference!
You know I'm BS you! Or maybe not, depends on how bored I am.
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