Apparently while Winnie The Pooh's voice actor soundalike gets arrested for trying to hook up with a 15 year old from an online chat, he gets a creative spark and writes some of the darkest poetry you could only hear at one of those coffee lounges where goth and suicidal people hang out and share their "life is terrible, we're all going to die and the seven demons of hell are gonna take us there" kinda poetry.
Jeffrey Stacey could make a fortune off THIS poetry to cut at your wrist to:
Kill myself.
Shoot myself, hang myself
Slit my fuckin' throat
Why don't you just shoot me now?
Hang myself.
Kill myself.
Life's not worth it. I just wanna die.
Death.
Death is all I want. It's all I need.
Kill myself.
*halfassed tries to stab self in the neck with a pen*
I'm gonna kill myself and watch myself die.
Shoot myself, slit my fuckin' throat.
Hang myself.
The internet and real life are two different thangs.
Kill myself.
So what's stopping you?
And "ladies", I wouldn't be giggling too much. People are finally becoming aware that many of you are no different than these creepers - the only difference is you ain't got a dick (even though you might THINK you have one, but you ain't got shit). Female accomplices of male pedo's, you too.
Jeffrey Stacey could make a fortune off THIS poetry to cut at your wrist to:
Kill myself.
Shoot myself, hang myself
Slit my fuckin' throat
Why don't you just shoot me now?
Hang myself.
Kill myself.
Life's not worth it. I just wanna die.
Death.
Death is all I want. It's all I need.
Kill myself.
*halfassed tries to stab self in the neck with a pen*
I'm gonna kill myself and watch myself die.
Shoot myself, slit my fuckin' throat.
Hang myself.
The internet and real life are two different thangs.
Kill myself.
So what's stopping you?
And "ladies", I wouldn't be giggling too much. People are finally becoming aware that many of you are no different than these creepers - the only difference is you ain't got a dick (even though you might THINK you have one, but you ain't got shit). Female accomplices of male pedo's, you too.
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