Thursday, August 1, 2013

UKRAINE EMPIRE: VADER AND STORM TROOPERS RAID BATH SALTS VENDOR

Emperor Palpatine has ordered the Ukraine Empire's Darth Vader and his Storm Troopers to "mercilessly" take possession of and eradicate designer drugs called "bath salts", which he claims is "poisoning their children".

THIS is gonna be good!  Popcorn?

So the vigilante group convenes around an old army tank to get their orders from Vader, armed with their trick-or-treat bags and smoke bombs, and then ambushes the local smoke shop with some pretty hot results.  "Pretty hot" by  MY standards, anyway - all that hollering and chaos and the total opposite of that zero-backbone American attitude.  Unhinged enough to be totally attractive, in my book! LOL!! 

The hysterical Storm Troopers finds what they're looking for, literally smokes out the place and lights the toxic synthetic drugs into a mini-bonfire in the parking lot.  Mission accomplished.

It's nice to see the bad guys doing good for their community!




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